Lucas stormtrooper free figure contest!

[livnxxxl]

[jimsmegos]

What kind of Bee makes milk?


boo-bees

That's great! Had to share it with the wife. Who knows maybe she'll laugh hard enough to make the milk come out

[Adam West]

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

~As a side note...two dumb Chuck Norris jokes from me. My 16 year old son came home one day months ago before I heard all of the Chuck Norris jokes and said out of nowhere "I heard Chuck Norris went on vacation at the Virgin Islands. Now it is just called "The Islands"". He is a serious kid who doesn't tell jokes but I laughed so hard; I nearly peed my pants. Since then I have heard endless Chuck Norris jokes.

[TEXASFETT]

A man sat down at a bar and told the bartender, "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can **** into the cup all the way over there on the other side of the bar and not miss a single drop."
The bartender said, "There is no way you can do that. Sure, I'll bet you three hundred dollars."
The man then begins to undo his pants and begins ****ing. He starts ****ing all over the bar, spraying on the bottles and the bartender, not making a single drop in the cup.
The bartender starts smiling and laughing and says, "That's it, you owe me three hundred dollars."
The man then gets up and walks over to the pool table and starts laughing and shaking hands with the men standing there. He walks back to bar, sits down and starts laughing at the bartender and hands him the money.
The bartender asks, "Why are you laughing? You just lost the bet."
The man said, "I'm laughing because I bet those guys over there one thousand dollars that I could **** all over you and your bar and you would still be laughing when I was done."

[TEXASFETT]

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriends house and the girlfriend said to her mom, "Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room" and the mom says, "Ok honey, you kids have fun."
When they are up their the mom hears: "Baby baby baby oh!"
The mom walks to the door and ask, "What the hell is going on?"
The girl says, "Mom were just having s*x." and the mom says, "Oh thank god I thought you guys were listening to Justin Bieber."

[TEXASFETT]

Q: Whats long, hard, and full of seman?

A: A submarine.

[TEXASFETT]

What did the elephant say to naked man?



How do you breath through that thing?

[TEXASFETT]

This guy comes back from the toilet, when a women says to him, "Hey, you have left your GARAGE door open"!"
As the man is zipping his fly up, he says with a big smile,"Did you see my big black hummer?"
The woman replies, "Nope just a MINI COOPER with two flat tires."

[txteach]

And the winner is TEXASFETT!! Thanks all for participating. Please send me your address TEXASFETT.

[TEXASFETT]

Sweet thanks a bunch ...... pm sent