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Try living right next to a university that has a ratio of 7-2 women to men. and the only way to get to the 4-lane is by going through campus. Then have your new wife work in the financial aid dept. I love and curse the warmer months so much. Damn short shorts. and yes it is summer but there is always some sort of summer school session going. The new one Just started. My wife tells me only about a thousand, a very small one. But they are all incoming freshmen who need some sort of credit before they can attend in the fall.
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When your party's finish at midnightComment
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Your kids ask you if they had "these things" in the olden days?“When you say “It’s hard”, it actually means “I’m not strong enough to fight for it”. Stop saying its hard. Think positive!”Comment
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When the current songs of the day that were played at your prom are now on those damn "oldies stations"!
When you think to yourself "man I could use a nap" and it's only 10 in the morning!
When you're making it with your girl and you get a cramp in a place you never realized a muscle even was!
When you're talking music with a teen and you mention a record and they say that they saw one in a museum once after asking you if they were those big, black plastic things! (true story!)
MY GODS ARE SMALL...... AND PLASTIC! 
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You watch Breakfast Club and all of the sudden start to identify with the Principal!Comment
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You go to a theater or resturaunt and the girl clerk/waitress gives you the senior citzen discount and you didnt ask for it!!!!!
Happend to my dad when he was in his late 40s,
treyComment
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Friday night means TV and bed by 9pm.“When you say “It’s hard”, it actually means “I’m not strong enough to fight for it”. Stop saying its hard. Think positive!”Comment
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When someone asks you "What's bionic mean?" LOL! Oh Cripes!Comment
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