You know your getting old when.....

[JPkempo]

1) Some of your old toys are now worth more than your car.
2) You see a cop and go to slow down, and see you arn't speeding.
3) The craby guy who dosn't want kids on his lawn is you.
4) Half the stars you liked as a kid are now dead.

[BlackKnight]

5. ) You Crap your Pants.

[The Toyroom]

You frequently find that songs from the 80s are now part of the Oldies station (and WHY are you listening to the Oldies station?)

[The Bat]

When you complain about lower Back pain.

[vulcan2074]

You can't recover from a night of drinking like you used too
Sammy

[toys2cool]

when you can't get it up

[vulcan2074]

when you can't get it up

Ha Ha Ha. Damn thats a good one LOL
Sammy

[sauce]

^^^Oh good! I'm not old yet!

[MegoMark71]

damn thanks for the buzzkill

[Captain]

...You start paying attention to those Viagra commercials, and comparison shop adult diapers.

...You plan your road trips not by roadside attractions, but by the location of Dennys restaraunts and rest room stops.

...You think you just farted....but your not sure?

...You find your pants keep mysteriously working there way up to where your chest used to be.

...When that cute girl at the bar giggles at you, and you realize its not because shes interested in you, but because your hairpiece is on backwards again.

...You have absolutely no qualms about wearing your slippers while grocery shopping.I mean whats the big deal! At least you put on pants!

...You find yourself thinking "my thats a fine bit of scrumpet" while watching Golden Girls reruns.

[toys2cool]

you've fallen and you can't get up

[jessica]

...You find yourself thinking "my thats a fine bit of scrumpet" while watching Golden Girls reruns.

[starsky]

the frikin music is too loud!

[Mikey]

You know your getting old when

You're almost old enough to be most Playboy bunnys grandfather.

[fallensaviour]

when you can't get it up

When you do get up every joint pops and every bone creaks.