You know your getting old when.....

[LOU]

When someone asks you "What's bionic mean?" LOL! Oh Cripes!

[fallensaviour]

Friday night means TV and bed by 9pm.

[livingdead70]

You go to a theater or resturaunt and the girl clerk/waitress gives you the senior citzen discount and you didnt ask for it!!!!!
Happend to my dad when he was in his late 40s,
trey

[mego73]

You watch Breakfast Club and all of the sudden start to identify with the Principal!

[D!n0-M@n]

When the current songs of the day that were played at your prom are now on those damn "oldies stations"!

When you think to yourself "man I could use a nap" and it's only 10 in the morning!

When you're making it with your girl and you get a cramp in a place you never realized a muscle even was!

When you're talking music with a teen and you mention a record and they say that they saw one in a museum once after asking you if they were those big, black plastic things! (true story!)

[fallensaviour]

Your kids ask you if they had "these things" in the olden days?

[alex]

When your party's finish at midnight

[MegoMark71]

Oh the humanity!!!!
Life is a cruel mistress!!!

Try living right next to a university that has a ratio of 7-2 women to men. and the only way to get to the 4-lane is by going through campus. Then have your new wife work in the financial aid dept. I love and curse the warmer months so much. Damn short shorts. and yes it is summer but there is always some sort of summer school session going. The new one Just started. My wife tells me only about a thousand, a very small one. But they are all incoming freshmen who need some sort of credit before they can attend in the fall.

[darklord1967]

your not old as long as you still make the move on her though.

I suppose. But that can get you into a bit of hot water if you're married, or if the girl in question is 17 years old.

[tay666]

...You have absolutely no qualms about wearing your slippers while grocery shopping.I mean whats the big deal! At least you put on pants!

And what is wrong with wearing slippers to the store?

[4NDR01D]

When you turn down going to the strip club because "I've seen it all before, and it all looks the same".

[Captain]

Are they allowed to play the "toss a loonie/toonie" game in Manitoba?

[fallensaviour]

You only give a dollar to a stripper!

(C'mon man, those girls work hard for the money!)

Sheesh,No kidding up here we have no ones or twos in paper we are forced to give out fives...LOL

[Captain]

You only give a dollar to a stripper!

(C'mon man, those girls work hard for the money!)

[Nostalgiabuff]

Originally Posted by darklord1967
When you see a cute young girl, find out her age, and realize that you're more than twice as old as she is

your not old as long as you still make the move on her though.