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  • The Bat
    Batman Fanatic
    • Jul 14, 2002
    • 13412

    #16
    When you use the phrase..."my Sciatica is really killing me Today".

    I have a prescription to Naproxin.
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    • grayhank
      That Fisher Price Guy
      • Feb 9, 2007
      • 1134

      #17
      When you watch whatever channel is on TV because it hurts too much to walk the six feet to get the remote.

      You actually begin to read the junk mail sent from AARP.
      Scott D Thompson | Facebook

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      • kingdom warrior
        OH JES!!
        • Jul 21, 2005
        • 12478

        #18
        When you become that cranky old man who cusses and swears and says it was better in my time and everyone is a SOB....

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        • Mego Milk
          Custom Mego Maker
          • Jun 3, 2007
          • 2843

          #19
          when you don't know who they are talking about in the gossip mags.

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          • darklord1967
            Persistent Member
            • Mar 27, 2008
            • 1570

            #20
            When you see a cute young girl, find out her age, and realize that you're more than twice as old as she is.
            I... am an action figure customizer

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            • fallensaviour
              Talkative Member
              • Aug 28, 2006
              • 5620

              #21
              Originally posted by darklord1967
              When you see a cute young girl, find out her age, and realize that you're more than twice as old as she is.
              Oh the humanity!!!!
              Life is a cruel mistress!!!
              “When you say “It’s hard”, it actually means “I’m not strong enough to fight for it”. Stop saying its hard. Think positive!”

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              • Mikey
                Verbose Member
                • Aug 9, 2001
                • 47258

                #22
                You know your getting old when.....

                You automatically fart everytime you lay down in bed to go to sleep.

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                • JPkempo
                  Permanent Member
                  • Jun 17, 2001
                  • 4334

                  #23
                  Your old enough to be the father of the stripper you just gave $1 too.

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                  • Nostalgiabuff
                    Muddling through
                    • Oct 4, 2008
                    • 11423

                    #24
                    Originally Posted by darklord1967
                    When you see a cute young girl, find out her age, and realize that you're more than twice as old as she is
                    your not old as long as you still make the move on her though.

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                    • Captain
                      Fighting the good fight!
                      • Jun 17, 2001
                      • 6031

                      #25
                      You only give a dollar to a stripper!

                      (C'mon man, those girls work hard for the money!)
                      "Crayons taste like purple!"

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                      • fallensaviour
                        Talkative Member
                        • Aug 28, 2006
                        • 5620

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Captain
                        You only give a dollar to a stripper!

                        (C'mon man, those girls work hard for the money!)
                        Sheesh,No kidding up here we have no ones or twos in paper we are forced to give out fives...LOL
                        “When you say “It’s hard”, it actually means “I’m not strong enough to fight for it”. Stop saying its hard. Think positive!”

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                        • Captain
                          Fighting the good fight!
                          • Jun 17, 2001
                          • 6031

                          #27
                          Are they allowed to play the "toss a loonie/toonie" game in Manitoba?
                          "Crayons taste like purple!"

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                          • 4NDR01D
                            Alpha Centauri....OR DIE!
                            • Jan 22, 2008
                            • 3266

                            #28
                            When you turn down going to the strip club because "I've seen it all before, and it all looks the same".

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                            • tay666
                              Career Member
                              • Dec 27, 2008
                              • 788

                              #29
                              Originally posted by Captain
                              ...You have absolutely no qualms about wearing your slippers while grocery shopping.I mean whats the big deal! At least you put on pants!
                              And what is wrong with wearing slippers to the store?

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                              • darklord1967
                                Persistent Member
                                • Mar 27, 2008
                                • 1570

                                #30
                                Originally posted by Nostalgiabuff
                                your not old as long as you still make the move on her though.

                                I suppose. But that can get you into a bit of hot water if you're married, or if the girl in question is 17 years old.
                                I... am an action figure customizer

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