Plot Synopsis for SPIDERMAN!

[Hector]

No more Maguire little girl screams...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hpx3pKDtrw

[MIB41]

Now Hec, you KNOW one shot of Tequila and those arms fall well into proportion!

[Hector]

[Hector]

After this...Maguire was no longer Parker for me...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yy62Vds8-4

[MIB41]

Okay... three shots for that one. Okay! Okay!! Five...

[Hector]

[MIB41]

These scenes read better with a shot...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QOIo8DE9zo

[The Bat]

I agree! There is plenty wrong with the script on Spider-man 3. And I absolutely agree they could have made a killer script out of just focusing on the Sandman alone. My personal feeling is Raimi wanted a one villain story before the studios stuck their nose into it. I don't think Raimi ever intended to have multiple villains. That just wasn't his style. I mean look how long he kept that one actor waiting to play the Lizard! And then boom! All that waiting for nothing. You and me can talk in full agreement all day about the problems with Spidey 3. Plenty to examine there. Here let's take some tissues and go watch it and cry together.

And yeah, you're right...I heard Rami never wanted Venom in it, but the Studio forced him. Probably the reason he never came back to do a 4th.

[The Bat]

After this...Maguire was no longer Parker for me...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yy62Vds8-4

RIOT!!

[Hector]

[Bruce Banner]

And don't get my started on ALL the problems with the Spiderman 3 script. You could have taken out one(or two)Tobey crying scenes if they hadn't re-wrote history and made the Sandman the real killer of Uncle Ben. I HATE that they did that.

I agree 100%.

[Dark Shadow]

Here...so people can see how wrong Maguire was for Spidey...stocky, short-armed...and broad-chested...he made a buff little Spidey...

http://inadawords.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Andrew-Garfield-Tobey-Maguire-Spider-Man-Costume-Comparison.jpg

Garfield on the other hand is super lean and long-armed...perfect Spidey body...

Not to mention delightfully androgynous (leaning much more heavily toward the effeminate than the masculine, don't you think?). Isn't it great that Gwen speaks in the same (if not slightly lower) register as Peter?

And wouldn't it be the bee's knees if they made Peter's skin sparkle like diamonds in the sunlight?

Seriously Hector....sometimes you scare the living bejesus outta me!



If a grown man carried both of those photos in his wallet, he could be arrested for possesion of one of them, but not the other.