Worst popular songs ever?

[Earth 2 Chris]

Achey Breaky Heart.My goodness the song was so bad from it came an even worse dance!

And now, 15 years later, Billy Ray has wrought the cancer on our society known as Hannah Montana. Ye gods.

Chris

[saildog]

"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" ties for both worst song and worst song title. If I die and end up in Hell, I have a feeling that's the song that'll be playing over Hell's intercom system
George

That song is an anthem around here and I can't stand it.

Having spent a significant amount of time on tractors, I can tell you that no woman finds a tractor sexy. The song is wrong. More like, "She Thinks My Tractor is Indicative of My Inability to Afford a Porsche."

[monkey tennis]

Jona Lewie - "In the Kitchen at Parties"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ4-I...eature=related
youtube Jona Lewie

Landscape - Einstein A Go Go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=295U9...eature=related
youtube Einstein

Bill Wyman - Je Suis Un Rock Star
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZycW...eature=related
youtube wyman

[Mikey]

I always hated that Meatloaf song ........

"I would do anything for love"

At the time, it seemed like the whole world loved it except me.

I like Meatloaf,, I always just hated that song --- and video

[monkey tennis]

It had to be done

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GNhdQRbXhc
youtube Meatloaf

[darklord1967]

That's just wrong.

[Adam West]

The Chicken Dance should be banned from all wedding receptions.

[toystalker]

i always quite liked it in the meaty song where the bird kicks in... she sings "will you hose me down with holy water if i get too hot!"

i always liked that bit

so...

seems like most of the biggest hates are lets hear it for the boy... and phil collins anything by

what if you could take one of these hated tunes and remix it to todays standards, what song would you choose to flip ?

[megoscott]

Yup... to me, that describes Bijork and her "work" to a tee.

In short, Bijork's music is the ultimate in hideous crap... from my "certain point of view" , as Obi-Wan Kenobi once might have said.

Yep. Wrong wrong wrong. Don't ask me why, I find some of her stuff exhilarating. A very cool concert.



What about "I'm Not Lisa?" Some people hate that one. YouTube - I'M NOT LISA by JESSI COLTER

[grayhank]

i always quite liked it in the meaty song where the bird kicks in... she sings "will you hose me down with holy water if i get too hot!"

i always liked that bit

so...

seems like most of the biggest hates are lets hear it for the boy... and phil collins anything by

what if you could take one of these hated tunes and remix it to todays standards, what song would you choose to flip ?

"Let's Hear It for The Boy" but only if it was done by Yoko Ono. If I'm going to have a brain hemmorage, might as well make it a good one so I at least die quickly.

[Werewolf]

Anything by:

Madonna
Whitney Houston
Celine Dion
George Michael
Christina Aguilera
Mariah Carey
Britney Spears
Elton John
Michael Jackson
Janet Jackson
Phil Collins
Billy Joel

I think they and all of their songs are grossly overplayed and over appreciated. It’s gotten to the point that the very sound of their shrill wretched voices causes me pain. There are of course others I cannot stand. But these vocal blights are the greatest offenders of sadistically overplayed songs.

I also DESPISE boy bands and pop divas as a genre and I think they are an assault on the ears of humanity and a stain on our culture.

[Wee67]

I always hated that Meatloaf song ........

"I would do anything for love"

At the time, it seemed like the whole world loved it except me.

I like Meatloaf,, I always just hated that song --- and video

To me this song is so bad, its good. Its like a bad 70's, Sci Fi flick. I actually laugh out loud when I hear this song. I'm grinning just thinking about it!

[Earth 2 Chris]

To me this song is so bad, its good. Its like a bad 70's, Sci Fi flick. I actually laugh out loud when I hear this song. I'm grinning just thinking about it!

Like most Steinman/Meatloaf songs, I'm pretty sure it was intended to be "bad". So dramatic, but with a comic twist. The video to the song made it look like a sincere epic though.

Chris

[Bill]

Billy Thorpe's "Children of the Sun"

I remember a radio DJ in Baltimore used to actually use that song as a weapon when people would call up and request something stupid.
The only horrible thing that song is missing is the digital/synthetic clap sound. Luckily Thorpe missed that craze by about two years or he may have recorded the most unholy song ever. Even with that omission I still give it four-and-a-half steaming logs outta five.

[megojim]

I totally agree . . . . Meatloaf ??? "Paradise by the dash board light" is in my top 3
I write the songs - barry manilow
Do you really want to hurt me - culture club (yes we do george)
Songs that are so bad you have to like them for their shock value:
I'm too sexy - right said fred
safety dance - men without hats
the beautiful people - marilyn manson