There's a paper mill in the next county over from me. Drove past there a couple times. That's a nasty smell right there.
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For the most part, probably because I grew up on a farm, horrible smells don't really faze me much. I notice it, but shrug it off for the most part.
That said, I do really dislike one smell. Its not the worst smell (at least not always) but its unwelcome. I fear it most of all, because its usually of an unknown source. I speak of that danger which plaques all who shop...the loitering fart.
I hate walking into an aisle in a store, or some other public place and being accosted by someone else's noxious emissions. Of course the culprit of this heinous crime is never to be seen.....I don't know if there's some sick SOB who runs around lobbing these little nasal death traps out like land mines for their own jollies, or if its the result of some person who cant hold it in anymore (or who is so cynical...so twisted... they just don't care!)? Either way its......disturbing.
If you hear the initial "emission", its not so bad. you can laugh (or gag) and prepare for the worst, but to come whistling down the aisle, enjoying the day and minding your own business, and then be suddenly accosted by some eye watering, nasal hair killing, "indiscretion"....Well, I don't like it. No sir, I don't like it one bit!!"Crayons taste like purple!"Comment
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For the most part, probably because I grew up on a farm, horrible smells don't really faze me much. I notice it, but shrug it off for the most part.
That said, I do really dislike one smell. Its not the worst smell (at least not always) but its unwelcome. I fear it most of all, because its usually of an unknown source. I speak of that danger which plaques all who shop...the loitering fart.
I hate walking into an aisle in a store, or some other public place and being accosted by someone else's noxious emissions. Of course the culprit of this heinous crime is never to be seen.....I don't know if there's some sick SOB who runs around lobbing these little nasal death traps out like land mines for their own jollies, or if its the result of some person who cant hold it in anymore (or who is so cynical...so twisted... they just don't care!)? Either way its......disturbing.
If you hear the initial "emission", its not so bad. you can laugh (or gag) and prepare for the worst, but to come whistling down the aisle, enjoying the day and minding your own business, and then be suddenly accosted by some eye watering, nasal hair killing, "indiscretion"....Well, I don't like it. No sir, I don't like it one bit!!Comment
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They say you can smell Bill Shatner's ego a mile away......
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"When things are at their darkest, it's a brave man that can kick back and party."Comment
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"An Evil stalks Gotham City. Polluting the very air. It grabs you by the throat and suffocates you. It is....The Loitering Fart."
"Coming to a pants near you in summer 2010."
I nominate Robert DeNiro for this part. I mean, he has made enough stinkers these last few years.....Last edited by Gorn Captain; Apr 12, '10, 3:28 PM..
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I nominate this for weirdest thread of all time.
For me, a decomposing body is the worst. the smell stays with you for hours after you leave the scene. Second but not even close is a portable toilet that hasn't been serviced in weeks on a hot summer day.
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the water that collects inside bromiliads, especially ones that froze this past winter.You must try to generate happiness within yourself. If you aren't happy in one place, chances are you won't be happy anyplace. -Ernie BanksComment
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I once did a fantasy play in which I played this ogre-like creature. All fur and heavy leather padding. I wore that costume for a month (on stage) during rehearsals and the performances, and it couldn't be washed.
The Smell of the Dark Side was strong in there, I tell you.....
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