Worst Smell Ever Poll.

[bobws]

WAY Past rotten Watermelon left in a frig too long. I almost Threw up 5 times cleaning that out.

[jimsmegos]

The remnants of an electrical fire from the office next door to our studio. Whatever it was popped about an hour ago and it is still giving me a headache.

[TrueDave]

I nominate this for weirdest thread of all time.
For me, a decomposing body is the worst. the smell stays with you for hours after you leave the scene. Second but not even close is a portable toilet that hasn't been serviced in weeks on a hot summer day.

mikej

Nope weirdest thread was deleted.

Thank the maker

[Gorn Captain]

I once did a fantasy play in which I played this ogre-like creature. All fur and heavy leather padding. I wore that costume for a month (on stage) during rehearsals and the performances, and it couldn't be washed.

The Smell of the Dark Side was strong in there, I tell you....

[thunderbolt]

the water that collects inside bromiliads, especially ones that froze this past winter.

[megozilla13]

I nominate this for weirdest thread of all time.
For me, a decomposing body is the worst. the smell stays with you for hours after you leave the scene. Second but not even close is a portable toilet that hasn't been serviced in weeks on a hot summer day.

mikej

[TrueDave]

I recentlly rudely made the error of standing up to give my seat to my girl then farting while standing there.

SO when she say down her head was in the hivering cloud,

But I degress.

[jwyblejr]

^I'm surprised Garth Ennis never came up with that villain.

[Gorn Captain]

I speak of that danger which plagues all who shop...the loitering fart.

The Loitering Fart. That has got to be the greatest Super Villain name ever.

"An Evil stalks Gotham City. Polluting the very air. It grabs you by the throat and suffocates you. It is....The Loitering Fart."
"Coming to a pants near you in summer 2010."

I nominate Robert DeNiro for this part. I mean, he has made enough stinkers these last few years.....

[Gorn Captain]

They say you can smell Bill Shatner's ego a mile away.....

[4NDR01D]

For the most part, probably because I grew up on a farm, horrible smells don't really faze me much. I notice it, but shrug it off for the most part.

That said, I do really dislike one smell. Its not the worst smell (at least not always) but its unwelcome. I fear it most of all, because its usually of an unknown source. I speak of that danger which plaques all who shop...the loitering fart.
I hate walking into an aisle in a store, or some other public place and being accosted by someone else's noxious emissions. Of course the culprit of this heinous crime is never to be seen.....I don't know if there's some sick SOB who runs around lobbing these little nasal death traps out like land mines for their own jollies, or if its the result of some person who cant hold it in anymore (or who is so cynical...so twisted... they just don't care!)? Either way its......disturbing.
If you hear the initial "emission", its not so bad. you can laugh (or gag) and prepare for the worst, but to come whistling down the aisle, enjoying the day and minding your own business, and then be suddenly accosted by some eye watering, nasal hair killing, "indiscretion"....Well, I don't like it. No sir, I don't like it one bit!!

And of course your guarenteed that a nice looking woman will walk into the aisle and think it was you.

[The Bat]

I was actually a little late...I just got back from a birthday party...and drank gallons of beer...

I you sure you're not Irish? Maybe just a little?

[Captain]

For the most part, probably because I grew up on a farm, horrible smells don't really faze me much. I notice it, but shrug it off for the most part.

That said, I do really dislike one smell. Its not the worst smell (at least not always) but its unwelcome. I fear it most of all, because its usually of an unknown source. I speak of that danger which plaques all who shop...the loitering fart.
I hate walking into an aisle in a store, or some other public place and being accosted by someone else's noxious emissions. Of course the culprit of this heinous crime is never to be seen.....I don't know if there's some sick SOB who runs around lobbing these little nasal death traps out like land mines for their own jollies, or if its the result of some person who cant hold it in anymore (or who is so cynical...so twisted... they just don't care!)? Either way its......disturbing.
If you hear the initial "emission", its not so bad. you can laugh (or gag) and prepare for the worst, but to come whistling down the aisle, enjoying the day and minding your own business, and then be suddenly accosted by some eye watering, nasal hair killing, "indiscretion"....Well, I don't like it. No sir, I don't like it one bit!!

[jwyblejr]

There's a paper mill in the next county over from me. Drove past there a couple times. That's a nasty smell right there.

[Hector]

[QUOTE=del;514664][QUOTE=Hector;514608]Ok...the ONE smell that really can actually make me puke?

Spoiled beans.

Oh my god, you're right. I've puked at several smells, but that's one that is high on the list. I'm not a fan of beans in the first place. If you so much as leave a few sitting in the juice inside a can on a hot day, the smell is absolutely vile.
I've got a good one to go along with that. In high school science class, we needed "enzyme water" for an lab assignment. The teacher made it by soaking plain beans in warm water for a week or so. Every time I walked near the container, I felt vomit rising in my throat.

Exactly!




Spoiled beans is my kryptonite...