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  • jwyblejr
    galactic yo-yo
    • Apr 6, 2006
    • 11147

    #31
    There's a paper mill in the next county over from me. Drove past there a couple times. That's a nasty smell right there.

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    • Captain
      Fighting the good fight!
      • Jun 17, 2001
      • 6031

      #32
      For the most part, probably because I grew up on a farm, horrible smells don't really faze me much. I notice it, but shrug it off for the most part.

      That said, I do really dislike one smell. Its not the worst smell (at least not always) but its unwelcome. I fear it most of all, because its usually of an unknown source. I speak of that danger which plaques all who shop...the loitering fart.
      I hate walking into an aisle in a store, or some other public place and being accosted by someone else's noxious emissions. Of course the culprit of this heinous crime is never to be seen.....I don't know if there's some sick SOB who runs around lobbing these little nasal death traps out like land mines for their own jollies, or if its the result of some person who cant hold it in anymore (or who is so cynical...so twisted... they just don't care!)? Either way its......disturbing.
      If you hear the initial "emission", its not so bad. you can laugh (or gag) and prepare for the worst, but to come whistling down the aisle, enjoying the day and minding your own business, and then be suddenly accosted by some eye watering, nasal hair killing, "indiscretion"....Well, I don't like it. No sir, I don't like it one bit!!
      "Crayons taste like purple!"

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      • The Bat
        Batman Fanatic
        • Jul 14, 2002
        • 13412

        #33
        Originally posted by Hector
        I was actually a little late...I just got back from a birthday party...and drank gallons of beer...




        I you sure you're not Irish? Maybe just a little?
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        • 4NDR01D
          Alpha Centauri....OR DIE!
          • Jan 22, 2008
          • 3266

          #34
          Originally posted by Captain
          For the most part, probably because I grew up on a farm, horrible smells don't really faze me much. I notice it, but shrug it off for the most part.

          That said, I do really dislike one smell. Its not the worst smell (at least not always) but its unwelcome. I fear it most of all, because its usually of an unknown source. I speak of that danger which plaques all who shop...the loitering fart.
          I hate walking into an aisle in a store, or some other public place and being accosted by someone else's noxious emissions. Of course the culprit of this heinous crime is never to be seen.....I don't know if there's some sick SOB who runs around lobbing these little nasal death traps out like land mines for their own jollies, or if its the result of some person who cant hold it in anymore (or who is so cynical...so twisted... they just don't care!)? Either way its......disturbing.
          If you hear the initial "emission", its not so bad. you can laugh (or gag) and prepare for the worst, but to come whistling down the aisle, enjoying the day and minding your own business, and then be suddenly accosted by some eye watering, nasal hair killing, "indiscretion"....Well, I don't like it. No sir, I don't like it one bit!!
          And of course your guarenteed that a nice looking woman will walk into the aisle and think it was you.

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          • Gorn Captain
            Invincible Ironing Man
            • Feb 28, 2008
            • 10549

            #35
            They say you can smell Bill Shatner's ego a mile away.....
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            "When things are at their darkest, it's a brave man that can kick back and party."

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            • Gorn Captain
              Invincible Ironing Man
              • Feb 28, 2008
              • 10549

              #36
              Originally posted by Captain
              I speak of that danger which plagues all who shop...the loitering fart.
              The Loitering Fart. That has got to be the greatest Super Villain name ever.

              "An Evil stalks Gotham City. Polluting the very air. It grabs you by the throat and suffocates you. It is....The Loitering Fart."
              "Coming to a pants near you in summer 2010."

              I nominate Robert DeNiro for this part. I mean, he has made enough stinkers these last few years.....
              Last edited by Gorn Captain; Apr 12, '10, 3:28 PM.
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              "When things are at their darkest, it's a brave man that can kick back and party."

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              • jwyblejr
                galactic yo-yo
                • Apr 6, 2006
                • 11147

                #37
                ^I'm surprised Garth Ennis never came up with that villain.

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                • TrueDave
                  Toy Maker
                  • Jan 12, 2008
                  • 2343

                  #38
                  I recentlly rudely made the error of standing up to give my seat to my girl then farting while standing there.

                  SO when she say down her head was in the hivering cloud,

                  But I degress.

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                  • megozilla13
                    Persistent Member
                    • May 10, 2002
                    • 1702

                    #39
                    I nominate this for weirdest thread of all time.
                    For me, a decomposing body is the worst. the smell stays with you for hours after you leave the scene. Second but not even close is a portable toilet that hasn't been serviced in weeks on a hot summer day.

                    mikej
                    WANTED: Removable Mask ROBIN on Kresge style card

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                    • thunderbolt
                      Hi Ernie!!!
                      • Feb 15, 2004
                      • 34211

                      #40
                      the water that collects inside bromiliads, especially ones that froze this past winter.
                      You must try to generate happiness within yourself. If you aren't happy in one place, chances are you won't be happy anyplace. -Ernie Banks

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                      • Gorn Captain
                        Invincible Ironing Man
                        • Feb 28, 2008
                        • 10549

                        #41
                        I once did a fantasy play in which I played this ogre-like creature. All fur and heavy leather padding. I wore that costume for a month (on stage) during rehearsals and the performances, and it couldn't be washed.

                        The Smell of the Dark Side was strong in there, I tell you....
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                        "When things are at their darkest, it's a brave man that can kick back and party."

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                        • TrueDave
                          Toy Maker
                          • Jan 12, 2008
                          • 2343

                          #42
                          Originally posted by megozilla13
                          I nominate this for weirdest thread of all time.
                          For me, a decomposing body is the worst. the smell stays with you for hours after you leave the scene. Second but not even close is a portable toilet that hasn't been serviced in weeks on a hot summer day.

                          mikej
                          Nope weirdest thread was deleted.

                          Thank the maker

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                          • jimsmegos
                            Mego Dork
                            • Nov 9, 2008
                            • 4519

                            #43
                            The remnants of an electrical fire from the office next door to our studio. Whatever it was popped about an hour ago and it is still giving me a headache.

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                            • bobws
                              Permanent Member
                              • Feb 13, 2008
                              • 3479

                              #44
                              WAY Past rotten Watermelon left in a frig too long. I almost Threw up 5 times cleaning that out.
                              "Hang on Lady... We go for a RIDE!" - Shorty to Willie Scott.Best movie line from Indiana Jones & the Temple Of Doom

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