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Beer. It smells like rotten garbage to me, and looks like urine with a foamy head. I honestly do not understand how people can drink that God-awful crud.
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Wow Hector!
That was FAST! I was wondering how long it would take you to climb onto your high horse to give one of your patented beer defense/anti feline responses.
Your speed was even more impressive than usual.
And I am surprised by one other thing: Even though you are so aware of the fact that I have 3 cats, you nevertheless seem to have forgotten what a neat-freak I am. Accumilation of cat poo never occurs here in my home. It is promptly discarded on a daily basis (as it should be).
Yes, cat poo is not the most pleasant aroma. But I'd honestly prefer the smell of cat poo any day over that rancid beer nonsense that you seem to be so fond of. LOL!
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It's all just jokes my man.
Have a good night Darklord...I'm off to bed.
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Ok, I have to tell a story,...
My dad was a construction contractor for many years. When I was twelve, my mom and I went with him to visit a job site on a large commercial hog farm.
As Dad and the farmer were discussing the job, my mom and I sat outside and talked with his wife. It was a hot, sticky, summer day and all the wife could do was lament about the God-awful, foul, over-powering, stench. My mom agreed saying that she didn't know how anyone could live on a hog farm. The farmer's wife turned back to my mom and answered, "no, not the hogs,..it is the horrible smell from that chicken farm across the field!"
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There's a pig farm down the road.
Man, I have to admit, The Smell is strong in that one......
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Second worst for me was a "blackhead" on my ex girfriends back. She said I screamaed like Ned Flanders It LEPT up out at me. It SPIT at me.
Turns out it was some infected skin thing. She had it removed but I think its coming back. I try to cop a feel ( middle of shoulderblades) when I say hi and hug her. But she doesnt let me near.
Smelled like DEATH! Had to drive her to the pharmacy with the windows rolled down as we both wept.
Anyway , thats number 2 worst.
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Ok...the ONE smell that really can actually make me puke?
Spoiled beans.
Yes...you read that right...spoiled beans.
I can smell feces, puke, skunks...and decomposing carcasses...and be bothered by them...but I don't remotely feel the need to throw up.
Spoiled beans on the other hand for some reason...have in the past...made me actually vomit...I'm NOT kidding.
To me...that smell is the worst EVER.
It can be spoiled whole beans, re-fried beans, any type of cooked beans...if it spoils...I'll chuck...simple as that.
I don't know why.
As a beaner myself...I should have some sort of immunity to that smell...but I don't...I can't explain why...and I LOVE beans...not spoiled and rotten of course...
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I am with you! Any foul smell can make me gag even at this age.
When I was a kid -- I threw up in a grocery store (stinky cheese section) and in a diner -- because I smelled something nasty.
Now I have to hold my nose and run I embarrass the hell out of people I am with
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[QUOTE=Hector;514608]Ok...the ONE smell that really can actually make me puke?
Spoiled beans.
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Oh my god, you're right. I've puked at several smells, but that's one that is high on the list. I'm not a fan of beans in the first place. If you so much as leave a few sitting in the juice inside a can on a hot day, the smell is absolutely vile.
I've got a good one to go along with that. In high school science class, we needed "enzyme water" for an lab assignment. The teacher made it by soaking plain beans in warm water for a week or so. Every time I walked near the container, I felt vomit rising in my throat.Hey! Where's the waiter with the water for my daughter?
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[QUOTE=del;514664][QUOTE=Hector;514608]Ok...the ONE smell that really can actually make me puke?
Spoiled beans.
Exactly!
Oh my god, you're right. I've puked at several smells, but that's one that is high on the list. I'm not a fan of beans in the first place. If you so much as leave a few sitting in the juice inside a can on a hot day, the smell is absolutely vile.
I've got a good one to go along with that. In high school science class, we needed "enzyme water" for an lab assignment. The teacher made it by soaking plain beans in warm water for a week or so. Every time I walked near the container, I felt vomit rising in my throat.
Spoiled beans is my kryptonite...
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