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Favorite CRAPPY movie - ONE PICK ONLY!

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  • Hector
    el Hombre de Acero
    • May 19, 2003
    • 31852

    Originally posted by SkyDancer

    she needs to get rid of that fat rear
    She's Puerto Rican...you are asking for the impossible...

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    • Hector
      el Hombre de Acero
      • May 19, 2003
      • 31852

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      • highquality
        #1 Super Guy
        • Jun 10, 2003
        • 3963

        "Grandma's Boy"

        I still laugh when I think he put a CB Radio in a Car Bed so he could talk to other Car Beds.
        WorldMEGO: Where MEGOs Go! 24 Hours a Day

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        • Goblin19
          Talkative Member
          • May 2, 2002
          • 6124

          Sword and the Sorceror. I know it's crap, but I like it.

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          • Thor
            Thunder God
            • Dec 17, 2009
            • 679

            I don't know it I can classify the 87 Masters of the Universe movie as crappy. Sure it was cheesey but I've seen a lot worse. That Vampirella movie comes to mind.
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            "I've seen things you wouldn't believe."

            - Roy Batty

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            • WannabeMego
              Made in the USA
              • May 2, 2003
              • 2170

              Here it comes...Hudson Hawk!!!

              There...I said it...
              Everyone is Entitled to MY Opinion...Your's, not so much!

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              • DocDrako
                Formerly Doc Drako
                • Nov 11, 2004
                • 2813

                The Final Sacrifice.

                Rowsdower!

                "I prefer to remain an enigma."

                DRAKO'S GOOD TRADERS LIST

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                • Remco Monster
                  GLOWS in the Dark!
                  • May 3, 2006
                  • 2722

                  KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park

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                  • david_b
                    Never had enough toys..
                    • May 9, 2008
                    • 2305

                    Originally posted by Hector
                    She's Puerto Rican...you are asking for the impossible...

                    What's wrong with 'J-LO' butts, as my wife calls 'em..? They're AWESOME..

                    She keeps teasing my dog who eats more than her sister, that she's got one.

                    I swear it's giving my dog a complex..

                    david_b
                    Peace.. Through Superior Firepower.

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                    • Trappy Trek Freak
                      House of a thousand Megos
                      • Aug 10, 2009
                      • 1168

                      Has anyone ever seen summer camp nightmare??? Look it up it is a good piece of crap. I love the Legend of Billie Jean, Helen Slater rocks FAIR IS FAIR LOL
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                      • Brazoo
                        Permanent Member
                        • Feb 14, 2009
                        • 4767

                        I just saw "GymKata", it was completely insane and it reinvigorated me to do this update!

                        EmergencyIan - I gotta go with BlackKnight on "Commando" here - it's just not crappy enough for this list, and it was WAY too influential. Though it does come pretty close to crappy because of the Mad Max dude's mesh T-shirt, Dan Hedaya's fake cuban accent, and the OBVIOUS cardboard cut out soldiers that Arnie keeps exploding at the end. Oh, also Rae Dawn Chong's cheesy jokes about being "macho" and the recycled "48 Hours" music, the most insane hit-man murder strategies EVER ON FILM (remember the guy in the auto dealership? He didn't even get hit that hard!)

                        Wow - I actually never sat back and thought about how crappy Commando actually is, come to think of it.

                        Spawn67 - I can't go with Easy Money, it's kind of crappy, but it just rules too hard! Every 3rd movie should have starred Dangerfield and Pesci! Awesome list!

                        JediJaida - Yeah, Hector's right - this is for movies that everyone agrees on as being crappy, including you, but you also love it.

                        Thor - Sorry man - I thought Masters of the Universe was pretty crappy, though maybe you can rally for some support?

                        WannabeMego - oh man! You, me and Bruce Willis' mom were the only ones who liked this movie - amazing pick!

                        DocDrako - AMAZING PICK

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                        • lepage
                          The Ape General
                          • Aug 12, 2001
                          • 4056

                          my favorite crappy movie is the "Brain that wouldnt die" and I guess it is crappy because I tried to turn Cmonster on to it but he wasnt having none of it!

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                          • Tothiro
                            Kitten Mittens
                            • Aug 28, 2008
                            • 1342

                            HAha! GymKata was my pick! Man... that sucks. I love Gymkata.
                            I also was completely unfamiliar with KULL. When I saw it on the list I thought, "Wasn't that Krull?" but that's a completely different crappy movie.

                            Ok - Runner up:

                            ROBOT HOLOCAUST
                            The story of a man with special physical and mental abilities, named Neo, who rises up after a great war in the future to defend the last known human enclave from an all powerful robot hive that enslaves them for the purpose of power generation. The heroes must run through the tunnels to reach the power station while avoiding spider like foes and robot humanoids sent to destroy them. At the end one of the heroes must die after being assimilated by the system in order for everyone to be free.

                            Except it's totally not that movie.
                            Last edited by Tothiro; Mar 31, '10, 11:14 AM.

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                            • jds1911a1
                              Alan Scott is the best GL
                              • Aug 8, 2007
                              • 3556

                              great thread

                              BILL - Thanks I forgot about that beastmaster rip off

                              one I really like (and it's cheesy and a b movie) is Time Rider the adventure of Lyle Swan - a tour de force of 80's cliche's juxtaposed with western tv show cliches. Starring Fred Ward (remo williams) and Peter Coyote, Written and Produced by Mike nesmith (of the monkees) I loved it so much I got it on laserdisc

                              close second is the Dolph lundgren and Brandon lee cop/kung fu duo Showdown in little Tokyo

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