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Last week, she was standing nude in front of the mirror, saying she got fat, boobs sagging, saddle bags, etc. She turns to me and ask me to cheer her up and pay her a compliment.
"Steel-like jaws clacked away, each bite slashing flesh from my body - I used my knife and my hands, and when they were gone, my bloody stumps - and yet the turtles came."
For my wife's birthday, she said she wanted something silver and that goes 0 to 150 in 3 seconds.
I bought her a bathroom scale!!!
Lo there do I see my Father.
Lo there do I see my Mother and my Sisters and my Brothers.
Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the begining.
Lo they do call me.
They bid me take my place among them.
In the halls of Valhalla where the brave may live forever.
the other day my wife yelled at me to fix the clogged sink, I said what do i look like a plumber?
i got home last night and it was fixed. She had asked the neighbor to fix. i asked how much. "he only asked that either i sleep with him or bake him a cake"
What type of cake did you make? i asked? she said what do i look like Betty Crocker?
Looking for Infinite Heroes Robin and Catwoman
And Super Powers Batman
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