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For my wife's birthday, she said she wanted something silver and that goes 0 to 150 in 3 seconds.
I bought her a bathroom scale!!!
I bought her a bathroom scale!!!
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Last week, she was standing nude in front of the mirror, saying she got fat, boobs sagging, saddle bags, etc. She turns to me and ask me to cheer her up and pay her a compliment.
I tell her she has great eye sight!!!sigpic -
good one!!
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Those who look outside dream. Those who look within awake.
Samples of my work are found here: Life, Liberty and Pursuit of Happiness
To do list:
1:6 boots for Mathilda, 1:1 Romulan Commander outfit, Ursus helmet; Cornelius appliance
1:9 scale ape's new suit for Cornelius;Comment
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ba-dum-dump tshhhhh 
"Steel-like jaws clacked away, each bite slashing flesh from my body - I used my knife and my hands, and when they were gone, my bloody stumps - and yet the turtles came."Comment
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Instead of being in the dog house,why don't you try being on top of it like Snoopy?Comment
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Just don't let her read this or the Doghouse might just be a step up.Comment
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10,000 comedians unemployed and here you are telling jokes :-)
Think B.A. Where did you hide the Megos?Comment
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Lo there do I see my Father.
Lo there do I see my Mother and my Sisters and my Brothers.
Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the begining.
Lo they do call me.
They bid me take my place among them.
In the halls of Valhalla where the brave may live forever.Comment
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That must be one of those Homearama style dog houses...
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"Time to nut up or shut up"
-Tallahassee
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the other day my wife yelled at me to fix the clogged sink, I said what do i look like a plumber?
i got home last night and it was fixed. She had asked the neighbor to fix. i asked how much. "he only asked that either i sleep with him or bake him a cake"
What type of cake did you make? i asked? she said what do i look like Betty Crocker?Looking for Infinite Heroes Robin and Catwoman
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MY GODS ARE SMALL...... AND 
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