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  • theantiquetiger
    Fra-gee-lay Thats Italian
    • Nov 12, 2005
    • 3435

    I am in the Doghouse!!!

    For my wife's birthday, she said she wanted something silver and that goes 0 to 150 in 3 seconds.

    I bought her a bathroom scale!!!
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  • theantiquetiger
    Fra-gee-lay Thats Italian
    • Nov 12, 2005
    • 3435

    #2
    Last week, she was standing nude in front of the mirror, saying she got fat, boobs sagging, saddle bags, etc. She turns to me and ask me to cheer her up and pay her a compliment.

    I tell her she has great eye sight!!!
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    • starsky
      veteran member
      • Aug 26, 2007
      • 6207

      #3
      good one!!

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      • jessica
        fortune favors the bold
        • Nov 5, 2007
        • 4590

        #4
        Those who look outside dream. Those who look within awake.
        Samples of my work are found here: Life, Liberty and Pursuit of Happiness

        To do list:
        1:6 boots for Mathilda, 1:1 Romulan Commander outfit, Ursus helmet; Cornelius appliance
        1:9 scale ape's new suit for Cornelius;

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        • SUP-Ronin
          Stuck in a laundry shoot.
          • Oct 8, 2007
          • 3146

          #5
          ba-dum-dump tshhhhh
          "Steel-like jaws clacked away, each bite slashing flesh from my body - I used my knife and my hands, and when they were gone, my bloody stumps - and yet the turtles came."

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          • jwyblejr
            galactic yo-yo
            • Apr 6, 2006
            • 11147

            #6
            Instead of being in the dog house,why don't you try being on top of it like Snoopy?

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            • hobub
              Ghost of a Dead Indian
              • Jun 18, 2001
              • 4778

              #7
              Just don't let her read this or the Doghouse might just be a step up.

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              • mitchedwards
                Mego Preservation Society
                • May 2, 2003
                • 11781

                #8
                10,000 comedians unemployed and here you are telling jokes :-)


                Think B.A. Where did you hide the Megos?

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                • Seeker
                  Neptunians RULE!
                  • Feb 20, 2008
                  • 1954

                  #9
                  Originally posted by theantiquetiger
                  For my wife's birthday, she said she wanted something silver and that goes 0 to 150 in 3 seconds.

                  I bought her a bathroom scale!!!

                  Lo there do I see my Father.
                  Lo there do I see my Mother and my Sisters and my Brothers.
                  Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the begining.
                  Lo they do call me.
                  They bid me take my place among them.
                  In the halls of Valhalla where the brave may live forever.

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                  • D!n0-M@n
                    w/ Life-Like Hair & Beard
                    • Sep 17, 2008
                    • 404

                    #10
                    Originally posted by theantiquetiger
                    For my wife's birthday, she said she wanted something silver and that goes 0 to 150 in 3 seconds.

                    I bought her a bathroom scale!!!
                    DAMN! That was good!
                    MY GODS ARE SMALL...... AND PLASTIC!

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                    • MIB41
                      Eloquent Member
                      • Sep 25, 2005
                      • 15633

                      #11
                      That must be one of those Homearama style dog houses...

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                      • toys2cool
                        Ultimate Mego Warrior
                        • Nov 27, 2006
                        • 28605

                        #12
                        Originally posted by jwyblejr
                        Instead of being in the dog house,why don't you try being on top of it like Snoopy?
                        lol
                        "Time to nut up or shut up" -Tallahassee

                        http://ultimatewarriorcollection.webs.com/
                        My stuff on facebook Incompatible Browser | Facebook

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                        • Riffster
                          Atomic batteries to power
                          • Jun 29, 2008
                          • 2487

                          #13
                          the other day my wife yelled at me to fix the clogged sink, I said what do i look like a plumber?
                          i got home last night and it was fixed. She had asked the neighbor to fix. i asked how much. "he only asked that either i sleep with him or bake him a cake"

                          What type of cake did you make? i asked? she said what do i look like Betty Crocker?
                          Looking for Infinite Heroes Robin and Catwoman
                          And Super Powers Batman

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