Favorite Moments & Lines from Movies

[ctc]

>return of the living dead;Zombie;... Send more paramedics....

Oh man! How could I forget that one! Howzabout:

Return of the Living Dead pt 2: "If you loved me, you'd let me eat your brains."

Don C.

[megocrazy]

Asian game show host on "Wheel of Fish" in UHF.

[Host]Okay, you get over there and spin the Wheel of Fish!

[Host]Go ahead, give it a big spin...

[Weaver]Come on, come on.

[Host]A red snapper! MM, is very tasty!

[Host]Okay, Weaver, listen carefully.

[Host]You can hold on to your red snapper,or you can go for what's in the box that Hiro-san is bringing down the aisle right now!

[Host]What's it gonna be?

[Crowd]Keep the fish!- Take the box!

[Weaver]I... I'll take the box!

[Host]You took the box! Let's see what's in the box.

[Host]Nothing! Absolutely nothing!

[Host]Stupid...! You're so stupid...!!

[David Lee]

BTILC- Jack Burton:
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

I'm a reasonable guy. But, I've just experienced some very unreasonable things.

300 hundred years, and you haven't found a girl to fit the bill? Dave you must be doing something seriously wrong...

[txteach]

From I think Saving Sarah Marshall

"Why would someone put a playground next to a toxic waste dump?" That had me dying!

[Earth 2 Chris]

I have a new one from Gran Torino:

"You ever come across a fella you just shouldn't have #@*&ed with?

That's me."

Awesome!!!

Chris

[mego73]

Aliens: "Get away from her you BICH!!" (misspelling intentional)

[The Bat]

Here's one from STAR WARS:A New Hope....that I feel is relevant to the current state of Politics:

Governor Tarkin: The Imperial Senate will no longer be of any concern to us. I have just received word that the Emperor has dissolved the council permanently. The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.
General Tagge: But that's impossible. How will the Emperor maintain control without the bureaucracy?
Governor Tarkin: The regional governors now have direct control over their territories. Fear will keep the local systems in line. Fear of this battle station.


Minus "the Deathstar" of course.

[BlackKnight]

Tarkin

Whenever I see,.. or Hear that Name,.. or see a figure of him...
I think of Princess Leia's Line...

"I reconized your Foul Stench the Moment I was brought on Board"

[fallensaviour]

I have a new one from Gran Torino:

"You ever come across a fella you just shouldn't have #@*&ed with?

That's me."

Awesome!!!

Chris

Instant classic!!!
I think he should go back and dub that into the old man with no name westerns.

[VintageMike]

From the initial Han-Leia exchange in Empire

Leia "I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie"

Han: "Laugh it up fuzzball".

And for something different a lot of the stuff from Stifler and Jim's Dad in the first two American Pies. Hilarious but none of which I can repeat here.

Edit: How can I forget "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"

Jeff Spicoli: "Well Mr. Hand, if you're here and I"m here doesn't that make it OUR time?"