Favorite Moments & Lines from Movies

[Nostalgiabuff]

Lord of the Rings: ROTK when Aragorn cuts off the head of Saurons messanger before the black gate. Shuts him right the hell up.

The Patriot when Mel finally kills Jason Isaacs.

Star Trek 2 when Kirk and Spock have their moment as he dies. That always gets me.

Raiders of the Lost Arc when Indy shoots the Cairo Swordsman in the street.

I could go on forever...

[Ghostwriter71]

JAWS, Quint as he's loading up his boat to pursue the shark:
"Here lies the body of Mary Lee. Died at the end of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity. Not a bad record for this vicinity."

Untouchables, Ness and Stone after Ness throws Nitti off the roof and he crash lands in a car:
"Mr. Ness, where's Nitti?"
"He's in the car."

Star Trek IV. Pick ANY scene from this movie. Absolutely priceless.
Kirk and Spock to Gillian:
"You're not exactly catching us at our best." -Kirk
"That much is certain." - Spock

Star Trek III, Kirk to Scotty after Scotty balks at the Excelsior:
"Young minds, fresh ideas. Be tolerant!"

Blade Runner, Tyrell to Roy Batty:
"The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. And you have burned so very, very brightly, Roy."

Arsenic and Old Lace, Cary Grant
"Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops."

To Have and Have Not, Bogart and Bacall"

"What are you trying to do, guess her weight?" - Bacall
"She's heftier that you think. " - Bogie - "Better loosen her clothes."
"You've been doing all right." - Bacall stops him from loosening her clothes.
"Maybe you'd better look after her husband." - Bacall
"He's not going to run out on me." - Bogie
"Neither is she." -Bacall

[ctc]

Hmmmm....

Rock and Rule: "Hey Omar, I just had this really werid dream where you were a nice guy...."
"Get serious!"

"She can sing, or she can SCREEEEAAAAMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!...."

Fight Club: "I have dragged you kicking and scraming every step of the way, and in the end you have ALWAYS thanked me. Why can't you trust me now? Just. LET. GO!"

"You met me at a very interesting time in my life."

"The question, Raymond, is: what did you take in school?"
"I....I don't know.... stuff....?"
"Stuff? *thump* STUFF? Were the exams hard?"

Jason X: "....takes more than THAT to stop ME...."
*splorch*
"Yup. That oughta do it...."

UHF: "And what would our founder say if he were alive today?!?!"
"Help! Help! Get me out of this box! I can't breathe!"

"What time is it?"
*smash*
"Six o'clock! I'm late!"

"SUPPLIES!!!!!"

MST3K: Santa Claus vs the Martians: "I'm cold."
"And distant."

"Headbutt."

MST3K: Cheating: "Have any of y'all seen muh ribcage?"

MST3K: Manos, The Hands of Fate: "WHAT WAS I THINKING?!?!?!"

Office Space: "It says here you missed a lot of work last week."
"Well, I wasn't exactly MISSING it...."

Inframan: "....and if you should ever find yourself frozen in a block of ice...."

Don C.

[huedell]

Kirk: "My God Bones...what have I done?" McCoy: "What you had to do, what you always do Jim...turn death, into a fighting chance to live."

Wow, that could have been etched on Jim Kirk's father's tombstone in the
newest STAR TREK movie. Pretty tight.

[huedell]

Superman's shining badarse moment: "General, care to step outside?"

(Zod's reaction isn't that bad either! HE FREAKS the frig out!)

[Bizarro Amy]

One that always makes me laugh is from "Last Crusade." "Sallah, I said no camels. That's five camels, can't you count?"

[steelcouch]

The one that I can never seem to forget is Donnie Brasco " FORGET ABOUT IT"

[fallensaviour]

Jack Burton,big trouble in little china; It's all in the reflexes!!!

[johnnystorm]

Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid cornered on the rocks WAYYYY above the river:
SK: I can't swim!
BC: (laughs) you stupid fool, the fall will probably kill you!


&

ROTLA: Throw me the idol, I'll throw you the whip!

[YANOULI]

Highlander:

Connor: Wanna hear another theory?
Lt Moran: Uh-huh.
Connor: This Fasil was so upset about the lousy wrestling tonight, that he went down to the garage and in a fit of depression cut off his own head!

Connor: I don't like boats, I don't like water. I'm a man, not a fish.
Ramirez: So you complain endlessly.
Connor: You look like a woman you stupid haggis.
Ramirez: Haggis? What is haggis?
Connor: Sheep's stomach stuffed with meat and barley
Ramirez: And what do you do with it?
Connor: You eat it!
Ramirez: How revolting!
[Ramirez sneezes]
Connor: Be still for God's sake! You'll tip us over.
Ramirez: So?
Connor: I cannot swim you Spanish peacock.
Ramirez: I'm not Spanish, I'm Egyptian.
Connor: You said you were from Spain! You're a liar!
Ramirez: You have the manners of a goat and you smell like a dung-heap. And you've no knowledge whatsoever of your potential. Now, get out!
( tips him into the lake )

Garfield: Are you a ***got, Nash?
Connor: Why, Garfield? Cruisin' for a piece of ***?
Garfield: I'll tell you what happened, Russell. You went down to that garage for a blow job. But you didn't want to pay for it.
Connor: You're sick.

Connor: Nice to see you Kurgan. Who cuts your hair?

[4NDR01D]

Too many to list.
how about all of FARGO and GLENGARRY GLENROSS.

[Gorn Captain]

Predator:

"You're bleeding."
"Ain't got time to bleed....."

Aliens:
Hudson: "Hey, Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: "Have you?"

Dirty Harry:
"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"

[fallensaviour]

return of the living dead;Zombie;... Send more paramedics....

[The Bat]

return of the living dead;Zombie;... Send more paramedics....

Yeah...that was funny!

[saildog]

Exchange from The Big Lebowski:

[Maude shows the porn video starring Bunny to the Dude]
Sherry in 'Logjammin': [on video] You must be here to fix the cable.
Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude Lebowski: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.