The HOT toy

[brannon86]

Does anyone here know what the HOT toy is this year? What the idiots will be fighting over. I dont have any children so Im out of the loop. Just curious.

[biotrontim]

http://www.fijitfriends.com/

This is the Hot Toy in Cincinnati.

[ctc]

GGGAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Nekkid Furby!

Don C.

[slats7]

Sell-out toys go on eBay at TEN times the price | Mail Online

[brannon86]

That reminds me of the TeleTubbies biotrontim.

[BlackKnight]

Monster Chick Dolls Gotta be 1 of em ..., them Toys are always on just Battle Ravaged Shelves Here, with lots of Space.

[4NDR01D]

So if it's a popular toy and parents want to get it for their kids they're idiots?

[brannon86]

Hot Toy

UUUH NO. I was not saying that Parents were idiots for wanting to buy their children the HOT TOY for Christmas. I was talking about the ones that get out there and fight other people and make fools of themselfs. Mayby pepper spraying, etc. Hear about that one in the news?

[Saroyan]

Ha! Amateurs use Pepper spray!!

I stop showering or changing my underwear just before Thanks giving- that way I'm ripe to shop about a week before Christmas and while people may get in my way- they move pretty quick when they get a solid whiff of my Holiday cheer!!

If I get in a really pushy crowd (ya know like the ones trying to get in on a $1.99 Waffle iron (you can never have too many waffle irons) , I just start reaching up to the top shelf with one arm pretending to look at a toy while I hold a battery powered fan under the exposed armpit so the smell really carries (I only wear a filthy wife beater shirt and I smear blue cheese on my pits instead of deodorant) - well lets just say a lot of people would actually PREFER the pepper spray!!

I'm thinking of starting a blog- Stanky Guerrilla Shopper! Whaddaya think??

[Figuremod73]

Not a parent but if i was i would probably preplain christmas by about three or four months. That would solve the problem altogether.

[Saroyan]

You can plan all you want- but when your kid finds a toy and just fall in in love with it 1 week before Christmas- you figure out strategies like going out first thing in the morning when crowds aren't really bad or ask friends to look for you.

[Figuremod73]

Your right about that. Especially if its something they have just seen on a commercial for the first time.