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Does anyone here know what the HOT toy is this year? What the idiots will be fighting over. I dont have any children so Im out of the loop. Just curious.
UUUH NO. I was not saying that Parents were idiots for wanting to buy their children the HOT TOY for Christmas. I was talking about the ones that get out there and fight other people and make fools of themselfs. Mayby pepper spraying, etc. Hear about that one in the news?
I stop showering or changing my underwear just before Thanks giving- that way I'm ripe to shop about a week before Christmas and while people may get in my way- they move pretty quick when they get a solid whiff of my Holiday cheer!!
If I get in a really pushy crowd (ya know like the ones trying to get in on a $1.99 Waffle iron (you can never have too many waffle irons) , I just start reaching up to the top shelf with one arm pretending to look at a toy while I hold a battery powered fan under the exposed armpit so the smell really carries (I only wear a filthy wife beater shirt and I smear blue cheese on my pits instead of deodorant) - well lets just say a lot of people would actually PREFER the pepper spray!!
I'm thinking of starting a blog- Stanky Guerrilla Shopper! Whaddaya think??
You can plan all you want- but when your kid finds a toy and just fall in in love with it 1 week before Christmas- you figure out strategies like going out first thing in the morning when crowds aren't really bad or ask friends to look for you.
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