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This Just in, it would suck large to be this guy's kid. I'm reminded of Grandpa Simpson's rant in a toy store...

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[TEXASFETT]

Well thats a pretty cool 12th Day of Christmas song.....not!!!

[jwyblejr]

Sheesh. I think Scrooge even thinks this guy needs to lighten up.

[mego73]

Ha ha, I got one of those Star Wars force beams (which I am sure were not legit) instead of the Star Wars early bird pack because my mom could not wrap her head around the idea of paying something for and I.O.U. of Star Wars figures.

[palitoy]

I love how this guy manages to take a dump on my entire childhood, he even mentions Star Raiders and Metal Men!

[ctc]

>I love how this guy manages to take a dump on my entire childhood,

He's very thorough. What I find kinda noteworthy is how every year I see this sort of thing. You know you're OFFICIALLY old when you "don't get" them newfangled toys.

"Bedaman? Bratz?!?! JUNK! Back in MY day we had bendies! Now THAT'S a toy!!!"

Don C.

[palitoy]

>I love how this guy manages to take a dump on my entire childhood,

He's very thorough. What I find kinda noteworthy is how every year I see this sort of thing. You know you're OFFICIALLY old when you "don't get" them newfangled toys.

Or I guess when you join forums to tell people ten years your junior how much better your childhood toys were.

I don't understand many of the things on my son's wishlist, like Bakugon but I totally get why he wants them. I guess I'm halfway to old.

[kryptosmaster]

make love, not war
Ok now everybody join hands and sing...
"I'd like to teach the world to sing..."

Rich

[goldenryan]

who those that guy think he is!!! bad mouthing luminos

[DocDrako]

The truth is, the poor guy didn't get the toys he wanted for Christmas when he was a kid, so he's taking it out on the world. I should know. I AM MIKE WYMA! That's why I wear the mask. Oh the shame!

[LadyZod]

Dude sports a pornstache. I can't take anything a dude with a pornstache says seriously.

[ctc]

>I guess I'm halfway to old.

There's still hope! Do at least one irresponsible thing a week and you should be cured in a couple months. For example, a few years back a friend of mine got a lifesized stuffed Pikachu. For an entire day he carried it around, and made everyone get permission from 'Chu before speaking to him.

I didn't say the cure would be easy on your frined sor family, but you gotta do what you gotta do.

>the poor guy didn't get the toys he wanted for Christmas when he was a kid, so he's taking it out on the world.

He's like a really underachieving Batman bad guy. The worst part is that the meter for his song is off.....

Don C.

[palitoy]

Do at least one irresponsible thing a week and you should be cured in a couple months

Oh well then, I'll be cured tomorrow.

[vulcan2074]

Toys Rule and People that Hate on Toys are Jerks. I'll always Love Toys. I'm so Glad that my parents bought me toys when I was a Kid. My Family still buys me Toys
Sammy

[sauce]

funny stuff! man, he really did rope in a good sampling of the stuff we yearn for now....

but couldn't someone just say that all those wooden toys break and splinter and make our children bleed too much?