Yule Toyland just a Ployland

[David Lee]

What I got out of that article...
Blah Blah Blah Bitter 70's guy blathers on...

Shogun warriors... CB MMcHaul... Micronauts.... Pulsar... Mighty Max... Vertibirds...
Zem 21.... Knight of Darkness... Metal Men.... Yog, Gor and Zoth...

It's like a hit parade of my toys from the 70's... But what I find even more Ironic, is that these highly unrealistic, if not slightly goofy, mostly Space themed action-figures are the violent, materialist harbingers of the Apocalypse killing the true meaning of Christmas? Bwa! I mean that's just too funny... I hope this Mike Wyma (the Wynah) dude has already died... because just living today, knowing he wrote that in the 70's would be a constant reminder of how he was WAYYYY off as to how bad it would get... I mean it's like the end of the Planet of the Apes for this guy!

-Dave

[sauce]

funny stuff! man, he really did rope in a good sampling of the stuff we yearn for now....

but couldn't someone just say that all those wooden toys break and splinter and make our children bleed too much?

[vulcan2074]

Toys Rule and People that Hate on Toys are Jerks. I'll always Love Toys. I'm so Glad that my parents bought me toys when I was a Kid. My Family still buys me Toys
Sammy

[palitoy]

Do at least one irresponsible thing a week and you should be cured in a couple months

Oh well then, I'll be cured tomorrow.

[ctc]

>I guess I'm halfway to old.

There's still hope! Do at least one irresponsible thing a week and you should be cured in a couple months. For example, a few years back a friend of mine got a lifesized stuffed Pikachu. For an entire day he carried it around, and made everyone get permission from 'Chu before speaking to him.

I didn't say the cure would be easy on your frined sor family, but you gotta do what you gotta do.

>the poor guy didn't get the toys he wanted for Christmas when he was a kid, so he's taking it out on the world.

He's like a really underachieving Batman bad guy. The worst part is that the meter for his song is off.....

Don C.

[LadyZod]

Dude sports a pornstache. I can't take anything a dude with a pornstache says seriously.

[DocDrako]

The truth is, the poor guy didn't get the toys he wanted for Christmas when he was a kid, so he's taking it out on the world. I should know. I AM MIKE WYMA! That's why I wear the mask. Oh the shame!

[goldenryan]

who those that guy think he is!!! bad mouthing luminos

[kryptosmaster]

make love, not war
Ok now everybody join hands and sing...
"I'd like to teach the world to sing..."

Rich

[palitoy]

>I love how this guy manages to take a dump on my entire childhood,

He's very thorough. What I find kinda noteworthy is how every year I see this sort of thing. You know you're OFFICIALLY old when you "don't get" them newfangled toys.

Or I guess when you join forums to tell people ten years your junior how much better your childhood toys were.

I don't understand many of the things on my son's wishlist, like Bakugon but I totally get why he wants them. I guess I'm halfway to old.

[ctc]

>I love how this guy manages to take a dump on my entire childhood,

He's very thorough. What I find kinda noteworthy is how every year I see this sort of thing. You know you're OFFICIALLY old when you "don't get" them newfangled toys.

"Bedaman? Bratz?!?! JUNK! Back in MY day we had bendies! Now THAT'S a toy!!!"

Don C.

[palitoy]

I love how this guy manages to take a dump on my entire childhood, he even mentions Star Raiders and Metal Men!

[mego73]

Ha ha, I got one of those Star Wars force beams (which I am sure were not legit) instead of the Star Wars early bird pack because my mom could not wrap her head around the idea of paying something for and I.O.U. of Star Wars figures.

[jwyblejr]

Sheesh. I think Scrooge even thinks this guy needs to lighten up.

[TEXASFETT]

Well thats a pretty cool 12th Day of Christmas song.....not!!!