Star Trek Caption Time!

[aquatroy]

Spock! What the hell is in that water pistol?!?!?

[DocDrako]

McCoy: Spock! What happened? And why are there two of you?

Spock: Doctor McCoy, you are too emotional. These two are Skrulls. They've become quite a threat lately. They were plotting to take over the enterprise. I merely did the logical thing and killed them. With this 20th century gun that I somehow have. And I am not a Skrull pretending to be the real Spock so that I could kill Kirk and Spock and put the Skrull "Enterprise taking over" plan into action. So don't suspect me. I am Spock. Really. I am so totally Spock.

[fembot]

You should have stopped before those priceline commercials, it was bad enough then

[batgirl]

Aww spock,i wanted a turn ..........
Gimme the gun...

[toys2cool]

No a Train Station.

I think it's time I made a cup o' tea

and watch Doctor Who

Have fun buddy

[monkey tennis]

you work at a stadium?

No a Train Station.

I think it's time I made a cup o' tea

and watch Doctor Who

[toys2cool]

That's what 8 hours of Work does to me.
I been watching Football Fans jumping over gates all day

you work at a stadium?

[monkey tennis]

wow dude you really get into this stuff

That's what 8 hours of Work does to me.
I been watching Football Fans jumping over gates all day

[toys2cool]

wow dude you really get into this stuff

[monkey tennis]

"You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me that all this ultraviolence and killing is wrong, wrong, and terribly wrong. I've learned me lesson, sir. I've seen now what I've never seen before. I'm cured! Praise god!"

"You're not cured yet, boy"

[monkey tennis]

"Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose he ceases to be a man"

[toys2cool]

Holy crap I have no idea what the hell you're saying

[monkey tennis]

"Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now"

[monkey tennis]

"It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now, to give it the perfect ending, was a little of the Ludwig Van"

[monkey tennis]

"Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou! "