Star Trek Caption Time!

[toys2cool]

You stupid Alien what have you done?!?

Hey wait a minute...Kirks dead and Spock's going to jail,that makes me in charge

[Gorn Captain]

OK, Ok, Bones.
Now YOU can fire off the last rounds at them.

Everybody wants a shot at this guy....

From the classic Trek episode: "A piece of the Captain."

[toys2cool]

"Was that Gun on Stun"

"Oh S**t"

lmao!

[monkey tennis]

"Was that Gun on Stun"

"Oh S**t"

[Gorn Captain]

Shatners are the disease.
And I am the cure...

[Gorn Captain]

I pity the fool who don't like my plomik soup!

[toys2cool]

Dang it Spock I'm a Doctor not your Father...now hand me the darn gun!!

[Gorn Captain]

You'll get more with a kind word and a gun, than with a kind word alone.

Spock Capone.

[monkey tennis]

"You killed them! "

"But I thought you liked them. They liked you"

"THEY DIDN'T LIKE ME! THEY NEVER LIKED ME! "

[Gorn Captain]

Now you have to ask yourselves one question.
Did I fire six shots, or only five?

Well did I, punks?

[toys2cool]

It's over Spock! Just hand me the gun nice and easy

[monkey tennis]

"Guns Don't Kill People....oh no...I suppose they do"

"I'm not a marksman...I'm a Doctor"

[Gorn Captain]

I shot the Shatner.
And I also shot the second-in-command.

(Please hum Bob Marley over these lines)

[Gorn Captain]

He wasn't wearing his uniform, so I shot him as the spy that he was....

[Gorn Captain]

Spock: Whoa!
Bones: What the ****s happening, man? Ah, **** man!
Spock: Oh man, I shot Kirk in the face.
Bones: Why the **** did you do that!
Spock: Well, I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident!
Bones: Oh man I've seen some crazy ******* in my time...
Spock: Hey, look man, I didn't mean to shoot the ************. The gun went off. I don't know why.
Bones: Well look at this ******* mess, man. We're on a city street in broad daylight here!
Spock: I don't believe it.

from Star Trek: The search for the Quarterpounder with Cheese