The Ten Most Incredibly Lame Hulk Toys

[Shanester]

I always had it in my head, as a kid, that the Hulk got tired of roaming around and really needed a helicopter and such.

I think I still have that lame *** ski mask...

[jwyblejr]

That ski mask is saddest of all. It looks like someone could find something similar with the Jets logo on it,yank it off and put a Hulk logo on it.

[Evel KMego]

Another great write up for TR Brian! I love the attitude in these. Great stuff

[Hulk]

You, sir, are taking toy sarcasm to an entirely new level. Bravo!

[starsky]

great article bh! when i was a kid i really wanted one of those gamma ray guns, the helicopter, and that utility belt!!

[SlipperyLilSuckers]

Hahaha. That toilet paper and the skates are hilarious.

[palitoy]

Thanks to everybody for the really kind words, I appreciate it. My editor makes me read way better than normal.

Brian, do you have a list of links to your articles so far for TR?

Yeah, you can check it out here:

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[monkey tennis]

Was the Ski Mask knited by the Hulk's Nan ??

Me and my brother used to have some Hulk under pants back in the 70's
We used to love doing Hulk Farts

[Mikey]

I'd love to see you guest star on VH1's I Love the 70's, B