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  • palitoy
    live. laugh. lisa needs braces
    • Jun 16, 2001
    • 59802

    The Ten Most Incredibly Lame Hulk Toys

    Topless Robot - The 10 Most Incredibly Lame Hulk Toys

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  • SUP-Ronin
    Stuck in a laundry shoot.
    • Oct 8, 2007
    • 3146

    #2
    That was funny. I have always felt that the hulk accessory toys were not well thought out.
    Seems pretty hit or miss with those. Do they sell well??
    I do have the foam Hulk fist, I disabled the sound and only have the left one but it is pretty cool for a hulk toy. The Mego hulks are one of my favorites.
    "Steel-like jaws clacked away, each bite slashing flesh from my body - I used my knife and my hands, and when they were gone, my bloody stumps - and yet the turtles came."

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    • Flynne
      Permanent Member
      • Jan 22, 2003
      • 3008

      #3
      Incredible Hulk Toliet Paper: "This roll of toilet paper actually tells a story, so it’s a lot like All Star Batman, I guess."
      This caused me to spit hot cocoa. Bravo, sir! I could not agree more.
      An old Irish Blessing - "May those who love us, love us; and if they do not love us, may God turn their hearts; and if He does not turn their hearts, may He turn their ankles, that we may know them by their limping"

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      • Mikey
        Verbose Member
        • Aug 9, 2001
        • 47258

        #4
        What better way to say “I’m your biggest fan!” to the Hulk than to wipe your *** with him?

        Oh man, GREAT write-up

        Reading this made my day !!!

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        • Monsterama2000
          Creepy and Kooky!
          • Mar 27, 2008
          • 578

          #5
          Being the huge Hulk fan that I am, I must disagree with your list. NO Hulk toy is ever lame! They get my money every time.
          Erick
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          • English Paul
            Archive cased.
            • Aug 17, 2005
            • 1734

            #6
            Very funny reading. The concept of the ski mask, especially when compared to Spidey is just bewildering.
            "I should say I`m very much cleverer than any of the people who put me here. As a matter of fact, I could leave any time I wanted. It`s only a doll`s house after all. Anyway, I don`t mind. I like dolls" - The Mad Hatter, Arkham Asylum.

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            • Mikey
              Verbose Member
              • Aug 9, 2001
              • 47258

              #7
              It is a really GREAT read...

              I haven't laughed so hard in a long time

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              • megoscott
                Founding Partner
                • Nov 17, 2006
                • 8710

                #8
                Um, the Hulk Power Mobile would also make my list of most AWESOME Hulk toys ever. That's crazy cool.
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                • wayne foundation 07
                  Time to feed the cat
                  • Dec 30, 2007
                  • 5705

                  #9
                  What do you think Hulk would keep in his utility belt?Extra purple pants just in case,incredible strength deoderant,sun block,I'm sure being green be dries out easily.

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                  • BlackKnight
                    The DarkSide Customizer
                    • Apr 16, 2005
                    • 14622

                    #10
                    I was a big fan of the Hulk Empire Copter. I had one when I was a Kid. I didn't understand why Hulk Needed it though... My Batman Used to fly it though,.. to capture the Hulk & the Joker.

                    Great read Brian. Hulk kinda got screwed on some of his Merchandise.
                    ... The Original Knight ..., Often Imitated, However Never Duplicated. The 1st Knight in Customs.


                    always trading for Hot Toys Figures .

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                    • toys2cool
                      Ultimate Mego Warrior
                      • Nov 27, 2006
                      • 28605

                      #11
                      ha ha! you had to throw the stretch one in there huh?

                      by the way I love those skates
                      "Time to nut up or shut up" -Tallahassee

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                      • HardyGirl
                        Mego Museum's Poster Girl
                        • Apr 3, 2007
                        • 13951

                        #12
                        The face on the Hulk skates looking like he farted at a dinner party! Thanks Brian. I needed a good laugh.
                        "Do you believe, you believe in magic?
                        'Cos I believe, I believe that I do,
                        Yes, I can see I believe that it's magic
                        If your mission is magic your love will shine true."

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                        • BlackKnight
                          The DarkSide Customizer
                          • Apr 16, 2005
                          • 14622

                          #13
                          I wonder if any Kid thought he was the Hulk When he Wiped his Butt with the TolietPaper. "ME Hulk Need TO Wipe Butt"
                          ... The Original Knight ..., Often Imitated, However Never Duplicated. The 1st Knight in Customs.


                          always trading for Hot Toys Figures .

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                          • Earth 2 Chris
                            Verbose Member
                            • Mar 7, 2004
                            • 32982

                            #14
                            Man, I want to read this now, but I'm at work and TR's name alone would probably have the IT dept. on my like flies on stink.

                            Brian, do you have a list of links to your articles so far for TR?

                            Chris
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                            • DCSTING
                              Veteran Member
                              • Aug 23, 2004
                              • 416

                              #15
                              That was great!!!! My favorite article yet!!

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