MegoMuseum “Win a Tardis” Caption Contest Thread

[wayne foundation 07]

"Welcome aboard the Love Tardis"... "Soon will be making another tour" sing it gain Isaac!

[MegoMark71]

Get your hands off my doctor you damn dirty ape.

[The4thDoctor]

First a monkey in clothes eats all my red Jelly-Babies,then Gary Coleman is trying to steal my ice cooler....I gotta lay of the Canadian beer!!!! K-9, fetch me my ginger beer,please....

[Saroyan]

Well doc, with the appearance of cocktail weenies, the sausage fest is complete- didn't anyone invite some women?

[galaxyexplorer42]

Tom Baker: So THESE 2 are the choices the BBC is giving me for my COMPANIONS this season?!?! Ratings must be slipping....

[drogge]

Well, I say Tardis, shall we dial up our next adventure, this old booth is becoming more out of place in this digital age. But I say we give it another go...

[knight errant00]

OK, I know only one entry, so here's mine:

"How can I bring Isaac back to the Princess in his own time like this? Bobo, I told you not to play with the Tissue Compression Eliminator!"

A couple others, for fun:

"Harry Sullivan is an imbecile!"

"I'm miniature Isaac, the bartender from the double-double future."

"Dr. Zaius, we need to get mini Billy D. back to the Metebelis Three!"

[Rockula]

Contest entry

Okay. Thats one Jelly Baby Pina Colada and a Banana Daiquiri.

Leela! Have you been messing with the Time scoop, AGAIN??

[jacoblb]

Good God, the factories in China are suddenly constructing Time Lord Jumbo Machinders of actors from the Love Boat. But, in a way, I am pleased to have this ape companion, better him than one of my ex-wives I can tell you that much.

[Wonder Woman]

The Doctor: Good lord!! Him replace me? You're joking. His Tardis isn't even half the size of mine. I need my jellybabies!

[Megorn]

Isaac: "Hey! Outta sight! Nothin' says time-travel like a far-out pair a' doc's (paradox)!"

[tllgn]

The Doctor-"ok....this is getting weird,my regenration will take place,as soon as i hang myself with my scarf,
and ill just let Peter davison deal with it

[enyawd72]

"I'm telling you guys, it's NEVER been done! A time traveler, an ape, a midget, AND a phone booth inside ANOTHER phone booth? Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

[Wee67]

Number Two entry so it doesn't count, but...

A scene form the never picked-up NBC pilot for the American version of Dr. Who.

[videogod]

The Doctor: Zauis, He does indeed seem to be a Mego
Dr. Zauis: But he's so small and his clothes don't come off
The Doctor: Damn Dirty TV tie-ins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!