MegoMuseum “Win a Tardis” Caption Contest Thread

[Gorn Captain]

"Yes indeed, Leela, the Black Guardian has chosen another cunning disguise. Speaking of appearances, I know you're from a feral race, but I have incorporated a shaving set in this new console. Have you looked in a mirror lately?"

[Scary]

Doctor: After all that palaver with those wretched Silurians, I could do with a drink...
Dr. Zaius: The Silurians would have been a fabulous species for us Apes to share the earth with; they wouldn't have ruined our planet like those pestilent humans did!
Doctor: Perhaps so, but I don't know a Silurian nor an Ape that can make a Margarita like mankind does.
Dr. Zaius: Hmm, true dat.
Isaac:

[alex]

Issac: Is there a doctor on board?

[bobws]

"See Zaius, The Master keeps sending me these horrid time messages. I wish he would just Skype me."

[Wee67]

Doctor: Darn the unpredictability of the this short-range guidance!
Zaius: Looks like we're 3 years too late!
Isaac (in a half-hearted question form): Ooo-oo-wee?

[Wee67]

(((here's hoping "Mayson" is the sitcom connoisseur I hope he is )))

[delboy]

Dr,May i have some of your toilet roll around your neck,K9 ran of with the Andrex again.By the way you have some "ape s**t on you!

[piecemaker]

Isaac:Hey Doc,you promised me an adventure.
Doctor Who:All in good time little man and please refrain from addressing me as "Doc",Isaac.Now lets have a drink and discuss our plans.So what do you think Dr.Zauis?
Dr.Zauis:He is a little small,but i think he will make an excellent candidate to be in our hunt.
Issac:We're going on a hunt! OUTT..TA..SIGHT! I hope its Gophers! I love hunting Gophers!
Doctor Who:Yes,you wanted an an adventure and an adventure you shall have.
Dr.Zauis:Heh,.heh..heh,so true Doctor.I know Isaac will be thrilled to death.How about another drink now,Isaac.You know i never met a drink i didn't like,heh,heh, and please,will you say it for me one more time?
Isaac:Sure thing Dr.Z. Welcome to the Love Boat.I'm your bartender Isaac.Dr.Zauis:HAA,Haa,ha, I love it! Please,one more time!
Isaac:Uh...umm...Ok..but shouldn't we being leaving for our hunt soon?
Doctor Who:Yes Dr.Zauis,we really should get going.It promises excitement for everyone!!!

[Boris71]

I knew my my regeration was up I'd end up on these shows like the love boat that cast people from famous shows but I had no idea that the master would go this far to try and get back at me all we need now is tattoo and my down fall will be complete

[GlobalObserver]

Dr. Zaius: Take away the mustache, and our bartender looks exactly like Junior from 'That's My Mama'.

[ctc]

Hmmmm....

"I have my doubts about this Seth McFarlane reboot...."

Don C.

[sprytel]

"No, no, Dr. Zaius... I meant the thing on airplanes! This is certainly not what I had in mind when I asked you to make safety upgrades to the Tardis, 'including a little black box'..."

[batmanmc]

dr zauis ( thinking to himself ) hmmm with this i could go back in time and stop mans from evolving.
dr who : where should we go doctor ?
zauis ; where no man has gone before.
issac : yes lets go someplace new. ill make the drinks.

[clemso]

Doctor "I know the BBC is low on budget, but asking me to use my own electric toothbrush as a prop for a sonic screwdriver is pushing it, plus i've seen that ape somewhere before?"

[mikeoz]

Isaac sings:
Love...exciting and new.
Come aboard. We're expecting you.