Old Topic ... Does RTD hate the USA ?

[The Bat]

Damn that's a lot of christmas cards to buy

[The Bat]

That's not necessarily a good thing with Brits ....

Most Brits count their American decendants as traiters of the crown

I wouldn't have been one of Them! I would have been a Loyalist to the Crown...LONG LIVE KING GEORGE!!!

[Mikey]

I would have went to Canada

[The Bat]

I would have went to Canada

Too funny Mike!!

[Gorn Captain]

Nobody loves us Belgians.
Sob....
They just want us for our chocolates.
I feel so...used....

Even in Independence Day. The first army to be wiped out by the aliens was...the Belgian army. All three of us....

[Mikey]

Did you ever see the Doctor Who short story where Tennant meets Davison ?

I think it was called Time (something)

They said it could rip a hole in the universe the size of Belgium

[The Bat]

Nobody loves us Belgians.
Sob....
They just want us for our chocolates.
I feel so...used....

Even in Independence Day. The first army to be wiped out by the aliens was...the Belgian army. All three of us....

Yeah...even the German's barely took notice of Ya. You were just a shortcut around the Wall, to France.

[Gorn Captain]

Did you ever see the Doctor Who short story where Tennant meets Davison ?

I think it was called Time (something)

They said it could rip a hole in the universe the size of Belgium

A hole that size must be microscopically small. Almost non-existant.

[Bo8a_Fett]

Did you ever see the Doctor Who short story where Tennant meets Davison ?

I think it was called Time (something)

They said it could rip a hole in the universe the size of Belgium

Time Crash by Steven Moffat...
Thought it was funnier in Hitch Hikers where they said :
Belgium.
Less offensive words have been created in the many languages of the galaxy, such as joojooflop, swut and Holy Zarquon's Singing Fish.

The use of bad language can have unforseen circumstances. One example is the war between the G'gugvunts and the Vl'hurgs, caused by a casual remark made by Arthur Dent being mistaken as a terrible insult.

Simultaneous Babel Fish translation also means that any being can be rude to any other being without the need for extensive explanations. This has also started many wars.

The reason the Earth has been shunned for so long is also due to a language problem. On Earth, Belgium refers to a small country. Throughout the rest of the galaxy, Belgium is the most unspeakably rude word there is.