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  • Seeker
    Neptunians RULE!
    • Feb 20, 2008
    • 1954

    #31
    Red Dwarf Spacecorps Directive of the Day

    Spacecorps Directive 592

    In an emergency situation involving two or more officers of equal rank, seniority will be granted to whichever officer can program the VCR.


    Extremely logical if you ask me.
    Lo there do I see my Father.
    Lo there do I see my Mother and my Sisters and my Brothers.
    Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the begining.
    Lo they do call me.
    They bid me take my place among them.
    In the halls of Valhalla where the brave may live forever.

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    • Seeker
      Neptunians RULE!
      • Feb 20, 2008
      • 1954

      #32
      Red Dwarf Quote of the Day

      You're a toad, Rimmer. You're a weasel. You're a slimy, river dwelling rodent with the morals of a praying mantis.


      Now that is fine writting.
      Lo there do I see my Father.
      Lo there do I see my Mother and my Sisters and my Brothers.
      Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the begining.
      Lo they do call me.
      They bid me take my place among them.
      In the halls of Valhalla where the brave may live forever.

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      • Seeker
        Neptunians RULE!
        • Feb 20, 2008
        • 1954

        #33
        Red Dwarf Quote of the Day

        No look, I'm you from the future. I'm here to tell you that in 3 million years you'll be dead.

        Holographic Rimmer trying to warn his past living self of the upcoming accident that will kill himself and the crew... rather ineptly
        Lo there do I see my Father.
        Lo there do I see my Mother and my Sisters and my Brothers.
        Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the begining.
        Lo they do call me.
        They bid me take my place among them.
        In the halls of Valhalla where the brave may live forever.

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        • AUSSIE-Rebooted-AMM
          I was NEVER here!
          • Jun 22, 2008
          • 1188

          #34
          LMAO
          This stuff never grows old!

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          • Seeker
            Neptunians RULE!
            • Feb 20, 2008
            • 1954

            #35
            Red Dwarf Quote of the Day

            Oh, screw down my diodes and call me Frank.


            Its amazing how many of these Quotes you can use in casual conversation. I mean there's one for every occasion.
            Lo there do I see my Father.
            Lo there do I see my Mother and my Sisters and my Brothers.
            Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the begining.
            Lo they do call me.
            They bid me take my place among them.
            In the halls of Valhalla where the brave may live forever.

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