Red Dwarf - the truth is out there!!!

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Thanks to Hector for raising this in the BH Vs MP thread.

Yep. . .no doubt RD rocks big time. . .and I couldn't agree with you more boba. . .series 1 to 5 were Brilliant. . .series 6, 7 and 8 you just had to watch to complete your patronage of the series.

Once Rimmer BSC (Bronze Swimming Certificate)/Trans-Am Wheel Arch nose, left. . .what chance was there for quality humour. . . and I loathed the second Kochanski. But I still watched and enjoyed.

I remember finding RD and falling instantly in love with it. . .back in series 1.

I loved reading the books as well!!

[Bo8a_Fett]

Have you read Rob Grants non RD books...colony, incompetance and Fat?
Incompetance is hilarious...get it...read it....NOW

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No Roger. . . I haven't. . .but now I am a man on a mission!!!!!

You gotta a favourite Red Dwarf Episode or moments???

Rimmer World?? In Backwards when Rimmer walks in and says. . ."Flibber Blob Blib Blob Blip". . . .never ceases to have me in stitches. So Many. . . .many magic moments!

[Bo8a_Fett]

Fav Quotes....
"Don't give me any of that 'Star Trek' crap. It's too early in the morning."
- Dave Lister
"Frankenstein was the creator, not the monster. It's a common misconception, held by all truly stupid people."
- Kryten
I just want to say: over the years, I have come to regard you as ... people I met.
-Rimmer
"You have a longer yellow streak than a line of diarretic camels." -- Lister

Holly: Rude alert! Rude alert! An electrical fire has knocked out my voice-recognition unicycle! Many Wurlitzers are missing from my database! Abandon shop! This is not a daffodil! Repeat, this is not a daffodil!
Rimmer: Well, thankfully, Holly's unaffected.

Kryten: Stop. Can anyone hear anything?
Lister: No...
Kryten: Precisely. Nobody can hear anything. And do you know why we can't hear anything?
Rimmer: Why?
Kryten: (in a spooky voice) Because there are nooooo sounds to heeeaaarrrr

It's the old, old story:-
Droid meets droid,
Droid becomes Chameleon,
Droid loses Chameleon,
Chameleon turns into blob,
Droid gets blob back again,
Blob meets blob,
Blob goes off with blob,
and droid loses blob, chameleon and droid...
How many times have we seen that story?

We attack tomorrow, under cover of daylight.

Why do women always leave me for total smeg-heads? Why do they dump me for men
who wear turtle-neck sweaters and smoke a pipe? I mean natural yogurt eaters...
Reliable, sensible, dependable, and lots of other words ending in `ible'.
Always obsessed with house prices, and spends half his time in antique fayres
looking for bargains and drinking wine. It's never beer, is it, it's always
wiiiiiiine. What do you want on your corn flakes, darling? Oh, I'll have some
wine please...

An excellent and inventive suggestion, sir, with just two tiny drawbacks. One,
we don't have any jet-powered rocket-pants, and two, there's no such thing as
jet-powered rocket-pants outside the fictional serial `Robbie Rocketpants'.

and finally
Who would allow this man, this joke of a man, this man who could not outwit a used tea bag, to be in a position where he might endanger the entire crew? Who? Only a yoghurt. This man is not guilty of manslaughter, he is only guilty of being Arnold J. Rimmer. That is his crime; it is also his punishment. The defence rests.

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CLASSIC CLASSIC stuff.

Thanks for the memory Jog Roger!!!!! I gotta get all of these out and watch them all over again!!!!!

[ctc]

HAW!

"Would you like some toast?"

Don C.

[jwyblejr]

Man I still love the time Kryten got injured and took his hand and eyeball and turned it into a mini robot and everyone thought it was a spider. Great series.

[Seeker]

Purple alert! Purple alert!
Whats a Purple alert?
Well, its like not as bad as a red alert, but a bit worse the a blue alert. Sort of a mauve alert.

EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY! There's an emergency going on. Its still going on. Its still an emergency. This is an emergency announcement.


As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless, uninhabited, hostile, meaningless universe.
Still, you have to laugh, haven't you?

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Just out of interest. Is Silicon Heaven the same place as Human Heaven?

Human Heaven? Goodness me humans don't go to Heaven! No, someone made that up to prevent you all from going nuts.

[Bo8a_Fett]

It would mean changing the bulb....lmao

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We have 3 realistic alternatives.

1. Sit here and get blown up
2. Stand here and get blown up
3. Jump up and down,shout at me for not being able to think of anything,
then get blown up.

[Seeker]

Red Dwarfs quotes for the day.

"But there are 53 doors between here and the science room! What on Earth are we going to do?"

"Hey I got it! We laser our way through."

" An excellent suggestion sir, with just two minor drawbacks. One we don't have a power source for the lasers and two we don't have any lasers."





"Smoke me a Kipper. I'll be back for breakfast."

[Seeker]

Red Dwarfs Quotes for the day

"I owe Mr Lister everything Sir, if it weren't for him I'd be normal".

"Whats it like?"
"Death?" "Its like being on holiday with a group of Germans".

[Bo8a_Fett]

stoke me a clipper i'll be back for christmas

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That is one felluva guy!