Lines you want to hear in the new Star Wars movie...

[enyawd72]

Drunken Luke...

"Why didn't you love me daddy? *hic* I wasss a good boy. I don' need you anyway. *hic* I got a new dad who loves me...his name is Samuel Adamshh...he loved me eight..nine...no, twelve times tonight..isn't that right Sam? *hic*

Huh? What seems to be the problem offishher? My *hic* landspeeder was weaving? Do you know who I am? I'm...wait, who am I? No, you don't need to see my identification. You do? Dammit. *hic* That used to work."

[Earth 2 Chris]

Luke: "Leia, your midichlorian reading is higher than any I've encountered. But your cholesterol is higher."

Chris

[JediJaida]

"I said shoot across their nose, not UP it!"

"What do you mean the warranty on the Falcon expired?"

"Hun, please tell me you waxed before you put on the slave girl outfit."

"NO! NO CAPES!!!!"

"Threepio, if you don't shut up, I am going to have you painted pink and purple and studded with cheap rhinestones; then put on the reality show "How Not to Decorate Your Protocol Droid!"

[Figuremod73]

Luke to Han: "What??? You traded the Millenium Falcon in for viagra???"

[Mikey]

Nobody puts Han in carbonite anymore because he always craps his pants during the process

[BlackKnight]

"Come On Man" ...
or
Han Solo " U Can Force These Nuts ! "

[Gorn Captain]

Han, to a bounty hunter: "Do you feel lucky? Well do you, punk?"

[Gorn Captain]

"Dude, where's my X-Wing?"

[ScottA]

"Angry birds my asse".

[jwyblejr]

Just thought of another one. Luke has to say "Don't **** with a Jedi Master."

[Apositive]

"Get off my lawn, you lousy kids!"- Han Solo to a group of loitering teens.

[Mikey]

may the forks beat wichiepoo

[Captain Big Trousers]

"Did I shoot first? What do you think?"

[Gorn Captain]

Leia: "I love you!"
Han: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!"

[Gorn Captain]

Little Orphan Anakin Jr to Daddy Darthbucks: "The Death Star will come out, tomorrow, bet your bottom credit that tomorrow..."