Lines you want to hear in the new Star Wars movie...

[enyawd72]

"Would it help if I got out and pushed?"

"It would help if you got out, period."





"Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?"

"Aren't you a little fat for a Princess?"

[Mikey]

"Another Death Star ? ..... C'mon"

[Nostalgiabuff]

"If I see one more Ewok I am going Imperial on his ***."

[Nostalgiabuff]

just kidding, i love the Ewoks

[Nostalgiabuff]

"aren't you a little old to be a space pirate?"

[jimsmegos]

Han to Luke in regards to C-3PO; "When are the bateries gonna run out on that gold rod?"

[Figuremod73]

Luke: "Yea, I guess I did turn out to be a creepy old hermit."

[Brue]

"I've got a bad feeling about this." -classic star wars line and if used in the trailer as homage it will win true fans

[jimsmegos]

[Toysyouhad.com]

Need more ewoks!

[enyawd72]

"Mommy! Daddy says you used to kiss uncle Luke! Is that true?!"

[spacecaps]

Darth Badguy: "May the new empire live long and prosper."

[Mikey]

"I hate getting a boner while wearing a stormtrooper suit"

[UnderdogDJLSW]

Ones I hope not to hear are:

"My lightsaber just doesn't last as long as it used to" or "Oh no it's Darth Goofy!" or "Here's the telephone for your performance, Mr. Ford"

[jwyblejr]

Here's mine:"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside. No,wait. That's my Preparation H."