I couldn't have said it better myself!
Although I must admit that I don't really feel that Episode I: The Phantom Menace had a "LOT" of flaws. It had some to be sure. I just don't think that it had "a LOT" of them... certainly no more than any other STAR WARS film.
And the film did have one of the most kick-butt climaxes in the entire SAGA with a four-stage showdown:
1) The land battle with the Gungans
2) The HUGE space battle with the Trade Federation ships and the Naboo Fighters
3) Queen Amidala's gun battles in the palace to re-gain her throne from Viceroy Gunray, AND...
4) An AMAZING 3-way lightsaber battle (that in my view was never really matched before or since in any STAR WARS picture).
Also, I don't really fall into the anti Jar Jar camp. I know I'm likely alone in this opinion, but, to me Jar Jar was no more offensive or annoying than C-3PO was during the OT.
The protocol droid was just as clumsy, chatty, and irritating to the other characters (and to the public) as Jar Jar was during EP I.
The difference was, there was no internet available back in the 1980's with entire websites dedicated to trashing C-3PO (like there was for the introduction of Jar Jar) . C-3P0 was given a chance to grow on the public.
This factor alone contributed GREATLY to the anti Jar Jar sentiment spreading like wildfire after the release of EP I.
And let's not forget that that character’s idiocy actually had an important narrative purpose in the Prequels. As we saw in EP II, it was Jar-Jar’s simple-mindedness that was INSTRUMENTAL in convincing the Senate to grant emergency powers to Supreme Chancellor Palpatine.
The truth is, corny comedy relief has ALWAYS been a part of the STAR WARS Saga... That's nothing new, and it's always been a part of the saga's charm.
The same could be said about the saga’s stiff dialogue, and stilted acting. TONS of it in the OT.
During the OT, it didn't seem "corny" or "stiff" to us because we were a bunch of 9 year olds watching these films during a VERY different time and a VERY different climate in our culture.
Today, there is a modern "too-cool-for-school" new age CYNICISM that somehow made cute, corny jokes a CRIMINAL OFFENSE to be included in a STAR WARS film... even though the OT was RIFE with them (Re: "Laugh it up fuzzball").
This is the same cynicism that conveniently FORGETS that these films (all 6 of them) are basically made for children. They're for today's children, the children that we used to be, and /or the children that remain alive within us today.
They're NOT the tablets from the mountain. And they really don't have much more importance (in the grand scheme of things) than a really good Looney Tunes cartoon.
They're big, loud, colorful, bombastic, epic, romantic, and yes... quite silly. That's the point.
I don't expect everyone to see things the same way I do. Certainly, that's the beauty of these message boards: To exchange differing opinions respectfully, and maybe even learn something about ourselves and each other.
But I'll say this: I am absolutely convinced that much of the anti- prequel backlash that occurred was due to a LOT of folks not wanting to admit that they were entertained, thrilled, and wowed by these films. For some folks it wasn't "cool" to admit this.
I can't tell you how many people I've run into over the years, waiting on-line at a Toys R US "Midnight Madness" STAR WARS toy premiere, just itching to buy the latest toys from the latest film... and all while moaning about how much they HATE the prequels and Jar-Jar.
It's tired. And it's the HEIGHT of cynicism. I've got no use for it... and quite frankly, I've got a healthy amount of contempt for it.
If you HATE the STAR WARS prequels, that fine. You don't have to like them just because I like them.
But if one really wants me to take their opinion on the matter more seriously, then they might want to take OFF the Jar-Jar Binks T-Shirt before they tell me what a "horrible" movie they thought TPM was (actual example!).
During these prequel films. There was a healthy amount of idiotic childish giggling in movie theaters for nothing more than a sight or sound seeming familiar.
During Episode III, when we got our first shot of the Tantive IV's hallway, I remember that half of the audience giggled. And why? Because it was the same familiar spaceship corridor from the beginning of A NEW HOPE. That's why.
During another scene in the film, as the Jedi Council met in chambers, General Yoda stated that he would go to the planet Kashyykk since he had good relations with the wookies.
More idiotic giggling. It was never-ending.
Meanwhile these giggles had a decidedly cynical tone to them.
Naturally, this affects the perception of the film to audience members who are puzzled by the reactions around them. I saw a LOT of that: Girlfriends leaning over to their STAR WARS fan boyfriends and whispering "What was so funny?" And as they all leave the theater, many of THOSE confused people just decided to dislike the film because so many others seemed to giggle sardonically at it.
This type of cynical, childish nonsense has so thoroughly taken hold of our culture that it turns my stomach. We didn't used to be like this!
You know, in 1973 Warner Brother released a film Directed by William Friedkin that became a national sensation. That film was The Excorsist.
I'm old enough to remember how the news media was filled with stories about how there were people fainting, and passing out in movie theaters all over the country from how horrified they were watching this film.
People were having major hysterics, and, in some cases, were having to be carried away on stretchers and in ambulances.
FLASH FORWARD to the year 2000. My wife and I went (on opening night) to see the re-vival of The Excorsist that was released nation-wide with additional footage. The capaticty-packed auditorium was full of first-time viewers of the film as well as old-timers (like us) who were familiar with this classic and wanted to see it on the big-screen.
Judging by the amount of LAUGHTER (not giggles... LAUGHTER) that we heard throughout that film that night, you'd have thought we were watching a slapstick COMEDY.
I felt like I was in a fever dream.
This is a film that depicts the brutal, vile violation and possession of a 12 year old little girl by a vicious demon... It graphically chronicles the torture that this despicable personality joyfully inflicts upon this child, her mother, and those that care for her.
And the modern, cynical audience THOUGHT IT WAS A LAUGH RIOT.
That's how far we've come. Very sad.
Although I must admit that I don't really feel that Episode I: The Phantom Menace had a "LOT" of flaws. It had some to be sure. I just don't think that it had "a LOT" of them... certainly no more than any other STAR WARS film.
And the film did have one of the most kick-butt climaxes in the entire SAGA with a four-stage showdown:
1) The land battle with the Gungans
2) The HUGE space battle with the Trade Federation ships and the Naboo Fighters
3) Queen Amidala's gun battles in the palace to re-gain her throne from Viceroy Gunray, AND...
4) An AMAZING 3-way lightsaber battle (that in my view was never really matched before or since in any STAR WARS picture).
Also, I don't really fall into the anti Jar Jar camp. I know I'm likely alone in this opinion, but, to me Jar Jar was no more offensive or annoying than C-3PO was during the OT.
The protocol droid was just as clumsy, chatty, and irritating to the other characters (and to the public) as Jar Jar was during EP I.
The difference was, there was no internet available back in the 1980's with entire websites dedicated to trashing C-3PO (like there was for the introduction of Jar Jar) . C-3P0 was given a chance to grow on the public.
This factor alone contributed GREATLY to the anti Jar Jar sentiment spreading like wildfire after the release of EP I.
And let's not forget that that character’s idiocy actually had an important narrative purpose in the Prequels. As we saw in EP II, it was Jar-Jar’s simple-mindedness that was INSTRUMENTAL in convincing the Senate to grant emergency powers to Supreme Chancellor Palpatine.
The truth is, corny comedy relief has ALWAYS been a part of the STAR WARS Saga... That's nothing new, and it's always been a part of the saga's charm.
The same could be said about the saga’s stiff dialogue, and stilted acting. TONS of it in the OT.
During the OT, it didn't seem "corny" or "stiff" to us because we were a bunch of 9 year olds watching these films during a VERY different time and a VERY different climate in our culture.
Today, there is a modern "too-cool-for-school" new age CYNICISM that somehow made cute, corny jokes a CRIMINAL OFFENSE to be included in a STAR WARS film... even though the OT was RIFE with them (Re: "Laugh it up fuzzball").
This is the same cynicism that conveniently FORGETS that these films (all 6 of them) are basically made for children. They're for today's children, the children that we used to be, and /or the children that remain alive within us today.
They're NOT the tablets from the mountain. And they really don't have much more importance (in the grand scheme of things) than a really good Looney Tunes cartoon.
They're big, loud, colorful, bombastic, epic, romantic, and yes... quite silly. That's the point.
I don't expect everyone to see things the same way I do. Certainly, that's the beauty of these message boards: To exchange differing opinions respectfully, and maybe even learn something about ourselves and each other.
But I'll say this: I am absolutely convinced that much of the anti- prequel backlash that occurred was due to a LOT of folks not wanting to admit that they were entertained, thrilled, and wowed by these films. For some folks it wasn't "cool" to admit this.
I can't tell you how many people I've run into over the years, waiting on-line at a Toys R US "Midnight Madness" STAR WARS toy premiere, just itching to buy the latest toys from the latest film... and all while moaning about how much they HATE the prequels and Jar-Jar.
It's tired. And it's the HEIGHT of cynicism. I've got no use for it... and quite frankly, I've got a healthy amount of contempt for it.
If you HATE the STAR WARS prequels, that fine. You don't have to like them just because I like them.
But if one really wants me to take their opinion on the matter more seriously, then they might want to take OFF the Jar-Jar Binks T-Shirt before they tell me what a "horrible" movie they thought TPM was (actual example!).
During these prequel films. There was a healthy amount of idiotic childish giggling in movie theaters for nothing more than a sight or sound seeming familiar.
During Episode III, when we got our first shot of the Tantive IV's hallway, I remember that half of the audience giggled. And why? Because it was the same familiar spaceship corridor from the beginning of A NEW HOPE. That's why.
During another scene in the film, as the Jedi Council met in chambers, General Yoda stated that he would go to the planet Kashyykk since he had good relations with the wookies.
More idiotic giggling. It was never-ending.
Meanwhile these giggles had a decidedly cynical tone to them.
Naturally, this affects the perception of the film to audience members who are puzzled by the reactions around them. I saw a LOT of that: Girlfriends leaning over to their STAR WARS fan boyfriends and whispering "What was so funny?" And as they all leave the theater, many of THOSE confused people just decided to dislike the film because so many others seemed to giggle sardonically at it.
This type of cynical, childish nonsense has so thoroughly taken hold of our culture that it turns my stomach. We didn't used to be like this!
You know, in 1973 Warner Brother released a film Directed by William Friedkin that became a national sensation. That film was The Excorsist.
I'm old enough to remember how the news media was filled with stories about how there were people fainting, and passing out in movie theaters all over the country from how horrified they were watching this film.
People were having major hysterics, and, in some cases, were having to be carried away on stretchers and in ambulances.
FLASH FORWARD to the year 2000. My wife and I went (on opening night) to see the re-vival of The Excorsist that was released nation-wide with additional footage. The capaticty-packed auditorium was full of first-time viewers of the film as well as old-timers (like us) who were familiar with this classic and wanted to see it on the big-screen.
Judging by the amount of LAUGHTER (not giggles... LAUGHTER) that we heard throughout that film that night, you'd have thought we were watching a slapstick COMEDY.
I felt like I was in a fever dream.
This is a film that depicts the brutal, vile violation and possession of a 12 year old little girl by a vicious demon... It graphically chronicles the torture that this despicable personality joyfully inflicts upon this child, her mother, and those that care for her.
And the modern, cynical audience THOUGHT IT WAS A LAUGH RIOT.
That's how far we've come. Very sad.

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