Gozilla vs. Yoda

[Hector]

By the way, I love your graphics Hector glad to see you are putting your newly found skills to use.

[Gorn Captain]

Yoda: "So, you want to squash me, do?"
Goji: "Grrrrrr...."
Yoda: "You want to home and rethink you life."
Goji: "Grrrrrr....."

Following is a video montage, where we see Yoda training Goji as his new apprentice. Goji gets a nice ponytail, trains his powers by munching on Death Stars (crunchy on the outside, yummy on the inside), Goji benchpressing a mountain and eating raw Mothra eggs. Goji learns that King Ghidorah is actually his second cousin twice removed, and that Megalon and Gigan were actually twins, albeit very ugly ones.

Goji's nemesis, Darth Emmerich Godzilla, is easily defeated by Yoda, by simply pulling the plug on the CGI machine. Goji also begets a son, Puke Minillawalker, who whines a lot, and falls in the Sarlacc, followed by loud applause by everyone.

[REMOVED]

Doesn't anyone think my nephew Yoda pictures are cute? Am I invisible?

He's very adorable Cat. You're not invisible, I can see you. Some folks forget to wear their Cat glasses though....

Mine are right here:

[BlackKnight]

...and of course this is serious...this is the place where grown men collect plastic dollies.

Point taken.

[Gorn Captain]

Sir, you have used your skills for evil instead of good. Your journey toward the dark side is almost complete.

Evil has nothing to do with it.
The point is: when you're a little green man, and a skyscraper-high behemoth comes towards you, it's best to...get....out of...its way.......

[Hector]

Point taken.

[Mr Mego]

no way Godzilla even see's him.Yoda wins,by the time Godzilla finds him,Yoda's on his head splitting his skull with the lightsaber

LOL! I agree with you about that.

YODA ALL THE WAY!!!

[Gorn Captain]

Yoda tries to use the Jedi mind trick on Goji.
Goji feels a little tingle in his brain, misinterprets the message, and takes a giant dump on Yoda.
SPLAT!

If you only knew the power of a good bowel movement...