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While Yoda is very powerful, he's clearly not omnipotent. His battle with Count Dooku ended in a draw, and he narrowly escaped from the Emperor. A lightsaber might be able to penetrate Godzilla's skin, but think how long it would take Yoda to cut deeply enough into Godzilla's body to do any real harm. Godzilla is *huge*. At some point he'd simply swat Yoda with a claw or his tail while the Jedi Master was busy trying to saw his way down to a vital organ. Also, in many of his films Godzilla is portrayed as being quite intelligent. He's more a nuclear-powered force of nature than a big lizard.
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So, as I said, I asked my little girl to tell me what she thought.
She puzzled it a bit. As I said, she is almost 5 and getting to be pretty physical.
Then she told me that she thought Yoda would talk to Godzilla and see if he could get him to not be so angry. If that didn't work, Yoda would wave his hands (Jedi mind control, I think) and Godzilla would have to pay attention or they would both go to time out until they could play together and be nice.
So it looks like brains over brawn and calm over calamity. - for now
At least until she meets Hec
btw: When I asked her if they did figure it out. She replied, "of course, they're both green."
So, as I said, I asked my little girl to tell me what she thought.
She puzzled it a bit. As I said, she is almost 5 and getting to be pretty physical.
Then she told me that she thought Yoda would talk to Godzilla and see if he could get him to not be so angry. If that didn't work, Yoda would wave his hands (Jedi mind control, I think) and Godzilla would have to pay attention or they would both go to time out until they could play together and be nice.
So it looks like brains over brawn and calm over calamity. - for now
This is priceless, and, as it happens, very close to my own suggested scenario that Yoda would calm 'Zilla's mind. Out of the mouths of babes....
Well, assuming George Lucas wrote and directed this film, Yoda would tell Godzilla that he is his real father. After a short angst driven rampage, 'Zilla would (under Yodas advice) search his heart and know that this is true. The two reunited, would then band together to defeat the evil Mothra who has taken 'Zillas Ma captive.....ensuring a sequel or two, and possibly a series of less than stellar prequel films.
So, as I said, I asked my little girl to tell me what she thought.
She puzzled it a bit. As I said, she is almost 5 and getting to be pretty physical.
Then she told me that she thought Yoda would talk to Godzilla and see if he could get him to not be so angry. If that didn't work, Yoda would wave his hands (Jedi mind control, I think) and Godzilla would have to pay attention or they would both go to time out until they could play together and be nice.
So it looks like brains over brawn and calm over calamity. - for now
At least until she meets Hec
btw: When I asked her if they did figure it out. She replied, "of course, they're both green."
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