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Han would shoot Kirk in the back.
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I had no idea there were so many Han Solo haters. I think I'm going to stop going onto the internet. It makes me sad.This profile is no longer active.Comment
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I'm Han Solo all the way.
Kirk comes off too "military" for me...just as his character should...
I mean, he's a high ranking guy in the galaxy's biggest
organization or whatever.
But Han just seems like a cool, no nonsense kind of guy...I find
his attitude and Ford's attitudes kinda simillar.
Kinda a live and let live attitude from a very self-sufficient self-made man.
If I was in Mos Eisley cantina I'd wanna buy Solo a drink--
Kirk---I'd avoid---he'd probably think I was a scumball anyway...
unless I gave him my sister's phone number---then he'd be patronizing
long enough to placate me."No. No no no no no no. You done got me talkin' politics. I didn't wanna'. Like I said y'all, I'm just happy to be alive. I think I'll scoot over here right by this winda', let this beautiful carriage rock me to sleep, and dream about how lucky I am." - Chris MannixComment
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"No. No no no no no no. You done got me talkin' politics. I didn't wanna'. Like I said y'all, I'm just happy to be alive. I think I'll scoot over here right by this winda', let this beautiful carriage rock me to sleep, and dream about how lucky I am." - Chris MannixComment
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As Kirk can time travel, and has girlfriends in every galaxy, he might just be....Han Solo's FATHER!
Now, all together: "Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! That can't be!!!!!!!!"
Kirk: "Search your feelings, Han. We're both geriatric old space pirates, trying to score young beautiful women. You know it to be true...."
And a more important question: Did Ben Kenobi KNOW about this, and did he LIE about it?
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"When things are at their darkest, it's a brave man that can kick back and party."Comment
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Even if Han had the drop on Kirk, Kirk could babble some mind-numbing logic, and cause 3PO's computer brain to explode, there-by giving Kirk the distraction he needed to drop-kick Han while Spock nerve pinches the wookie. End of story.
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As Kirk can time travel, and has girlfriends in every galaxy, he might just be....Han Solo's FATHER!
Now, all together: "Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! That can't be!!!!!!!!"
Kirk: "Search your feelings, Han. We're both geriatric old space pirates, trying to score young beautiful women. You know it to be true...."
And a more important question: Did Ben Kenobi KNOW about this, and did he LIE about it?
NOOOOOO not another chance to revive the "Did Obi Wan lie" Thread.
Lo there do I see my Father.
Lo there do I see my Mother and my Sisters and my Brothers.
Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the begining.
Lo they do call me.
They bid me take my place among them.
In the halls of Valhalla where the brave may live forever.Comment
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Here's one to get our Sci-fi philoso-phizer DarkLord a-goin': If Kirk and crew stumbled into the Star Wars universe during the original trilogy, would Kirk help the rebel alliance? And if doing so, would he violate the prime directive?NOOOOOO not another chance to revive the "Did Obi Wan lie" Thread.
The answers are simple really: Yes, and yes. As shown numerous times, Kirk doesn't give a rat's ### about the prime directive!
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Mos Eisley Cantina, the final frontier, a long, long time ago...
As Han is about to leave, Captain Kirk, a slimy yellow shirted human with
wild eyes, pokes a phaser in his side.
KIRK: Going somewhere, Solo?
HAN: Yes, Kirk. As a matter of fact, I was just going to see your
Science Officer. Tell Spock that I've got his money.
Han sits down and Kirk sits across from him
holding the phaser on him.
KIRK: It's too late you bloodsucker. You should have paid him
when you had the chance. Spock's put a price on your head,
so large that every Bajoran in the galaxy will be looking for you.
I'm lucky I found you first. Do you hear me? Do you?
HAN: Yeah, but this time I got the money.
KIRK: If you give it to me, I might forget I
found you.
HAN: I don't have it with me. Tell Spock...
KIRK: Spock's through with you. He has no time
for smugglers who drop their shipments at the
first sign of a Klingon Bird Of Prey.
HAN: Hey, even I have to deal with those
Klingon bastiges sometimes.
Han slowly reaches for his gun under the table.
KIRK: You can tell that to Spock. He may
only nerve pinch your Wookie.
HAN: Over my dead body. And I'll do far worse than kill you,
Captain. I'll hurt you. I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave
you as you left me, as you left her: marooned for all eternity
in the center of Tatooine, buried alive. Buried alive.
Kirk, enraged, stands up and looks Solo right in the eye, bellowing...
KIRK: SOLO! SO-LOWWWWWWW!
Suddenly the slimy Captain disappears in a blinding
flash of light. Han pulls his smoking gun from beneath
the table as the other patrons look on in bemused
amazement.
Han gets up and starts out of the cantina, flipping the
bartender some coins as he leaves.
SOLO: (to bartender) Sorry about the mess. Live long and prosper.
Solo grins, winks and leaves.
(END SCENE)"No. No no no no no no. You done got me talkin' politics. I didn't wanna'. Like I said y'all, I'm just happy to be alive. I think I'll scoot over here right by this winda', let this beautiful carriage rock me to sleep, and dream about how lucky I am." - Chris MannixComment
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As Kirk can time travel, and has girlfriends in every galaxy, he might just be....Han Solo's FATHER!
Now, all together: "Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! That can't be!!!!!!!!"
Kirk: "Search your feelings, Han. We're both geriatric old space pirates, trying to score young beautiful women. You know it to be true...."
And a more important question: Did Ben Kenobi KNOW about this, and did he LIE about it?
Why?
Just... why?
Why did you have to go there? Just when things had gotten so peaceful around here.
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"Time to nut up or shut up"
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The shot snaps Kirks girdle but before the phaser blast can actually touch the good Captain his belly burst free knocking the table into Solo sending the phaser skittering across the floor.
Now without his sneaky cowardly suckerpunch cheap shot under the table tactic Kirk beats the snot out of him.
Lo there do I see my Father.
Lo there do I see my Mother and my Sisters and my Brothers.
Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the begining.
Lo they do call me.
They bid me take my place among them.
In the halls of Valhalla where the brave may live forever.Comment
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