Watched Mortuary the other day.
It was boring and predictable, with all the "classic" routine characters and events.
It's a about a woman who decides to become a mortician (all she needs is the book "Morticians for Dummies") and buys a run-down morgue/graveyard.
The place looks like a nightmare, ideal for raising young children, of course.
Her son gets the room with bars over the window, where a deformed and insane family member once was held prisoner.
Nice going, Mom!
She finds doors that say "never open this!!!!", which she opens, of course.
In the end, just about everyone dies.
The only funny moment was when a girl zombie turns to dust and her silicone boobs fall out of her chest.
And then it said "Directed by Tobe Hooper".
How the mighty have fallen, indeed...
It was boring and predictable, with all the "classic" routine characters and events.
It's a about a woman who decides to become a mortician (all she needs is the book "Morticians for Dummies") and buys a run-down morgue/graveyard.
The place looks like a nightmare, ideal for raising young children, of course.
Her son gets the room with bars over the window, where a deformed and insane family member once was held prisoner.
Nice going, Mom!
She finds doors that say "never open this!!!!", which she opens, of course.
In the end, just about everyone dies.
The only funny moment was when a girl zombie turns to dust and her silicone boobs fall out of her chest.
And then it said "Directed by Tobe Hooper".
How the mighty have fallen, indeed...
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