Dracula vs Superman?

[Meule]

This is one of the best discussions/debates we've had here in ages.

But people, please stick to the facts. And fact is Superman is invulnerable, not counting kryptonite, which Dracula doesn't have anyway. Another fact is Supes doesn't kill, but Dracula is already dead, so technically he wouldn't be killing him.

[Hector]

If Kryptonite dentures would work magic fangs would work.

Another misconception about Dracula...he's not a magical being...not like Dr Strange, Shazam, Saruman, Merlin, or Dumbledore...he's an undead with certain supernatural abilities (mainly change forms, turn into mist, and hypnotize, that's it)...but he's not magical.

Dracula is also strong and fast...but compared to Superman...

Please get that through your thick head...

[TrueDave]

Exactly. Drac's fangs would break if he tried. And Drac with no fangs? Bye bye

If Kryptonite dentures would work magic fangs would work.

[TrueDave]

Fine,fine,fine!!!


Superman flys around the world at super speed thus turning time backwards.
Flys into romania meeting Vlad the impaler killing him before he becomes dracula.Bing,bang boom end of dracula.

Don't like that one superman borrows Green arrows bow and fires several hundred wooden arrows at Dracula in seconds before
he can even say "I'll drink your blood ah,ah,ah,ah,ah".

Don't like that one?

Superman chews hundreds of garlic cloves then spits them at Dracula at the speed of light tearing his flesh from the bone*Poof* no more fang banger.

If dracula turns to fog superman inhales him then passes him through like super gas and Dracula is no more.

Yeah but to quote the LOUSY Batman Superman , Vampires and Werewolves I just finished,

" SUpermans no killer."

This isnt "Vampire Vs. Kryptonian"

Its Dracula VS. Superman.

Whats more imprtant here is not Superman's metahuman ability but that he DOESNT have the ability to Kill.

[ctc]

Hey!

Where'd Batman come from? Besides; they've already done Batman vs Dracula. A few times if you count the comics and cartoons....

Don C.

[Meule]

Funny how some of you keep insisting that somehow Dracula's teeth can penetrate Supes skin...lol.

What the hell are his teeth made of...extra strength adamantium or something?

Exactly. Drac's fangs would break if he tried. And Drac with no fangs? Bye bye

[Meule]

Hmm...I don't know really.Doesn't seem to far off,lets break the list down a bit.I understand you were being sarcastic however alot of this actually roles into one another.
Part of being a multimillionaire playboy with a highly educated background probably includes things like;
Art history, romance, dancing, canoeing, kayaking, boating, sailing, air craft pilot, helicopter pilot, motorcyclist,world history,skydiving, paragliding, parachuting, scuba, caving, fencing, occult know how, politics, rappelling, chemist,pop culture, acting(add to that painting, special effects make up due to acting exp)
lets say he learned something in school anthropology, psychology, archeology,
military strategy, chess,business
Due to his extensive world travel I would for sure add linguist (or at least knowing several languages it worked for bond)

Not bad for the day job and entirely plausible.
No lets delve deeper into the alter ego shall we;
Ninjutsu, Judo, Tae Kw-on Do, Boxing, Kung Fu,lets add aikido Not sure if you are aware or not but once you achieve a black belt in one form it is very easy to gain mastering levels in other forms of martial arts in very little time.
So for argument sake lets also throw in Ultimate fighting cause it is martial arts as well.
marksmanship(lets roll Boomerang throwing and bow and arrow into marksmanship),meditation, martial arts non bladed weapons(part of the arts so really not counted)
Meditation and marksmanship are part of some martial arts training disciplines as well so it's a no brain-er and accurate.
booby trapping,weight lifting, parallel bars, swimming all exercises to perform martial arts well.
Herbalist again hand in hand with the arts.Some disciplines train for herbal healings.

That's a part of it now what he was really know for was being able to solve crimes and put away criminals so add to that;
detective work, sewing, casting, metalsmithing,inventing, forensics,Explosives,
computer hacking lets just say electronics( included heating and air conditioning) ,chemist,arctic survival, desert survival, jungle survival, animal behavior,Police procedures, etc.


Pretty good so far now due to his dangerous work and thanks to alfred's help he's good at;
medicine, first aid,physical therapy.

Now for the last part Interplanetary history.Sure why not his pal is superman he has actually been to outer space I'm sure him and bats talked about it in detail.

Did I leave anything out?

Anyway Superman trumps Dracula hands down.No matter how you cut it he could wait until dracs is sleeping pick up the coffin and launch it into outer space with out breaking a sweat.

Brilliant, thank you

[fallensaviour]

Fine,fine,fine!!!


Superman flys around the world at super speed thus turning time backwards.
Flys into romania meeting Vlad the impaler killing him before he becomes dracula.Bing,bang boom end of dracula.

Don't like that one superman borrows Green arrows bow and fires several hundred wooden arrows at Dracula in seconds before
he can even say "I'll drink your blood ah,ah,ah,ah,ah".

Don't like that one?

Superman chews hundreds of garlic cloves then spits them at Dracula at the speed of light tearing his flesh from the bone*Poof* no more fang banger.

If dracula turns to fog superman inhales him then passes him through like super gas and Dracula is no more.

[TrueDave]

Batman cant be "sicked' on Dracula because he is just a human. At best he could call in some help from all his occult buddies.

SUpes couldnt just burss in on Drac and throw his coffin into space Dracula is like smarter than Ras as Ghul

Draculas fangs could penetrate Supes skin same way a kryptonite bullet could,

( I was ONLY being sarcastic about Batman being an expert in TV Vcr Repair)

Draculas a planner you have to look at what Gary says about Drac using pawns to get at him. Remeber all Mtzelplick did in Whatever Happened to the Man of Tommoorw?

Superman just isnt the same since the Byrne relaunch. He used to have superbrains.
On that note Superman probably knows something that could tackle a vampire from his plantary travels. PLUS he lives in a place of perpetual sunlight ( Fortress of Solitude) so No sneaking up on him unless Drac wraps himself in Lead foil.( which woudnt make him invisible to superman he just wouldnt be able to tell who the foil wrapped burretio on the snowmobile is..

Hec youre going to have to do like Gary and put the two in context. Where when etc. Not a Mortal Kombat type situation. I mean on Supes side how many wood stakes can he carve and throw at Drac in less than a second?

But Superman doesnt have mind powers.

Can Aquaman tell the Creature from the Black lagoon what to do?

[GaryPlaysWithDolls]

Dracula would just keep coming back, trying to get the last word in, no matter what.

[Hector]

Dracula after his first attempt at biting into Superman neck...

[Hector]

Funny how some of you keep insisting that somehow Dracula's teeth can penetrate Supes skin...lol.

What the hell are his teeth made of...extra strength adamantium or something?

[fallensaviour]

Wait your argument is "Batman is a very accomplished individual; Superman beats Dracula"?

Uh...no.

Superman would be devoured. He would be lunch. He would be a Slurpee. (A cherry one with lots of juice/not as much ice so that you couldn't suck all the cherry out and be left with that undrinkable slushee stuff at the bottom.

Three degrees of Superman's destruction at the hands of Dracula:

Dracula vampirizes Lois, Lois bites Superman, Ma kent makes lemon bars for Clark's funeral.

FUNERAL LEMON BARS! What music they make!

You must have missed the part where he throws the coffin into space?
Fine,Fine if and this is a big if superman "was" powerless against supernatural beings then he just needs to call his Buddy Batman to take out the DraG-ula.
Case closed Superman wins again...

[Hector]

Your posts gets getting funnier and funnier... ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

[GaryPlaysWithDolls]

Wait your argument is "Batman is a very accomplished individual; Superman beats Dracula"?

Uh...no.

Superman would be devoured. He would be lunch. He would be a Slurpee. (A cherry one with lots of juice/not as much ice so that you couldn't suck all the cherry out and be left with that undrinkable slushee stuff at the bottom.

Three degrees of Superman's destruction at the hands of Dracula:

Dracula vampirizes Lois, Lois bites Superman, Ma kent makes lemon bars for Clark's funeral.

FUNERAL LEMON BARS! What music they make!