Dracula vs Superman?

[Hector]

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[GaryPlaysWithDolls]

DRACULA would have Superman beat before he ever threw a punch.

Nerd-wars match-ups like this always assume two combatants standing off against each other in a well lit, safe environment with both combatants knowing they were fighting.

DRACULA is like Batman, but IMMORTAL!

How much damage could a vampire-hypnotized Lois Lane do? Or Lex Luthor? Or Batman? Dracula survives for centures based on strategy not punching. A DC universe Dracula would be aware of superheroes and have some long term plans for dealing with them if they got in his way.
Drinking the blood of lesser superheroic types might give him a leg up for strength and speed. We've pretty much only ever seen him fight human beings, so we don't know how really the dark master is.

Jimmy Olson eating bugs. Need I say more?

[TrueDave]

I respect your opinion

Thank You. I always look forward to reading yours too. !

[TrueDave]

Who ever said he was an expert in all of that? He's an expert in some things and knows a lot about others. But your list is just ridiculous.
You're no Batman fan, I get it and I respect that. We can't all be Batman fans. But unlike some I won't put you on my ignore list because of that, I respect your opinion

Are you kidding? I Batman! ANd Superman, and the Hulk. But because theyre my favorites doesnt mean they are unbeatable.( fictionally speaking)

He's not an expert? I've seen him break into the White House no problem! What about back in JLA when he beat all the martians on the satalite nearly single handedly? Whens teh last time Someone asked Batman to do ANYTHING and he said " Uh Gee I 'm not real good at that sort of thing but I can try to figure it out?"

I got the list from reading Detective, Batman, Batman Family,Legends, and Worlds Finest off and on for close to thirty years.

Batman ( and the Adventure Team ) was my insipration to try most of the things ON that list. Other people have the Bucket List . I have the Batman list.( Scuba , Sky diving, Tae Quon Do, Fencing, ROTC Rapelling etc)

The secret? Stop watching Television, drive an old auto and Shop at the Thrift store on half off Fridays.( Plus date but don't marry!)

POW!

[Meule]

Who indeed?

[thunderbolt]

Who ever said he was an expert in all of that? He's an expert in some things and knows a lot about others. But your list is just ridiculous.
You're no Batman fan, I get it and I respect that. We can't all be Batman fans. But unlike some I won't put you on my ignore list because of that, I respect your opinion

wow, who would do a thing like that just because they don't like your opinion??

[Meule]

Dracula also can turn into mist. So superman would have to fight a little fog of undead, hypnotic, blood-sucking bad-***. Super slave kept in the dark until his powers all fade...then LUNCH TIME!

If Drac wants to beat Supes he'll have to transform back into himself, not much he can do as mist
And when he does, say bye bye

[Meule]

If a guys an Alien all bets are off. Suspension of disbelief.

But Batman is suppossed to be a %100 percent normal rich human being.

Hes an EXPERT in inventing, florensics, art history, mechanics, skydiving, paragliding, parachuting, scuba, caving, fencing, Ninjitsu, Judo, Tae Quon Do, Boxing, Kung Fu, Polevaulting, boomerrang throwing, marksmanship, bow and srrow, computer hacking, yoga, detective work, sewing, casting, metalsmithing, painting, special effects make up, world history, interplanatry history, occult know how, polotics, rapelling, chemist, camoflauge, military stategy, chess, artic survival, desert survival, jungle survival, animal behavior, pop culture, acting, ventriloquism, meditation, martail arts non bladed weapons, business , electronics, heating and air conditioning , medicine, first aid, romance, dancing, canoeing, kayaking, boating, sailing, air craft pilot, helicopter pilot, motercycalist, Explosives, booby trapping, weight lifting, parallel bars, swimming, herbalist, stunt driver, linguist, HALO jumper, anthropologist, psychologist, archeologist, physical therapy, horticultre,Police procedures, etc.

( what have I forgotten?)

and hes suppossed to be what 35? And still sleep a FEW hours a day?

Heck probably even Home TV and VCR repair.

Yes I find that VERY ridiculous realstically speaking.

ALfred cooks and does his laundry and Bruce has lousy social skills ( because hes an Obsessive Compulsive with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.) those are his only shortcomings.( and he doesnt sing or play an instrument but I probably missed that.)

BAM!

Who ever said he was an expert in all of that? He's an expert in some things and knows a lot about others. But your list is just ridiculous.
You're no Batman fan, I get it and I respect that. We can't all be Batman fans. But unlike some I won't put you on my ignore list because of that, I respect your opinion

[Hector]

Good-bye silly little vampire...

[Hector]

Mist?



Wow...Superman trembles...first a flying bat...now mist...wow...this Dracula is sure powerful beyond belief...

...yes...Superman trembles...

[LonnieFisher]

Dracula also can turn into mist. So superman would have to fight a little fog of undead, hypnotic, blood-sucking bad-***. Super slave kept in the dark until his powers all fade...then LUNCH TIME!

[TrueDave]

You believe an alien, but a man who has trained all of his life and has dedicated his life and fortune to fighting crime is silly? Being a supertrained athlete isn't that hard, just walk into a gym and you'll see plenty. And being an expert is just a matter of studying and Bruce Wayne has been studying since childhood. Can't see what's so silly about that

If a guys an Alien all bets are off. Suspension of disbelief.

But Batman is suppossed to be a %100 percent normal rich human being.

Hes an EXPERT in inventing, florensics, art history, mechanics, skydiving, paragliding, parachuting, scuba, caving, fencing, Ninjitsu, Judo, Tae Quon Do, Boxing, Kung Fu, Polevaulting, boomerrang throwing, marksmanship, bow and srrow, computer hacking, yoga, detective work, sewing, casting, metalsmithing, painting, special effects make up, world history, interplanatry history, occult know how, polotics, rapelling, chemist, camoflauge, military stategy, chess, artic survival, desert survival, jungle survival, animal behavior, pop culture, acting, ventriloquism, meditation, martail arts non bladed weapons, business , electronics, heating and air conditioning , medicine, first aid, romance, dancing, canoeing, kayaking, boating, sailing, air craft pilot, helicopter pilot, motercycalist, Explosives, booby trapping, weight lifting, parallel bars, swimming, herbalist, stunt driver, linguist, HALO jumper, anthropologist, psychologist, archeologist, physical therapy, horticultre,Police procedures, etc.

( what have I forgotten?)

and hes suppossed to be what 35? And still sleep a FEW hours a day?

Heck probably even Home TV and VCR repair.

Yes I find that VERY ridiculous realstically speaking.

ALfred cooks and does his laundry and Bruce has lousy social skills ( because hes an Obsessive Compulsive with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.) those are his only shortcomings.( and he doesnt sing or play an instrument but I probably missed that.)

BAM!

[Meule]

As for Batman defeating dracula I find Batman to be teh MOST unrealistic hero of all. An Alien I can believe but a human being who is an expert on EVERYTHING? Plus a supertrained athlete ? not that many hours in the day . SIlly.

You believe an alien, but a man who has trained all of his life and has dedicated his life and fortune to fighting crime is silly? Being a supertrained athlete isn't that hard, just walk into a gym and you'll see plenty. And being an expert is just a matter of studying and Bruce Wayne has been studying since childhood. Can't see what's so silly about that

[TrueDave]

All I know is, if I had a kryptonite cross, I could take care of both Superman AND Dracula.

(Apologies to Jack Handey.)

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Of course he's solar powered what else id he? His powers come from the sun in the movies, on the Superfriends and in the comics.

As for Batman defeating dracula I find Batman to be teh MOST unrealistic hero of all. An Alien I can believe but a human being who is an expert on EVERYTHING? Plus a supertrained athlete ? not that many hours in the day . SIlly.

Supes isnt the end all be all Wonder woman could throw her lasso around him and tell him to lick her boots. Dr Fate, Phantom Stranger , Spectre.

Magic .

There was a great Action Comics annual 1 ( after the reboot) by Art Adams ( ?) where Bats and Supes faced vampires.

I like Superman better than dracula. I like Hulk better than Wolverine, but things just don't pan out.

but hey if they made a comic and Drac burst to ashes I guess we cant argue.

[Hector]