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I just rented 10,000 BC...and oh boy...

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  • Hector
    el Hombre de Acero
    • May 19, 2003
    • 31852

    I just rented 10,000 BC...and oh boy...

    Horrible and ********.

    Now I can appreciate a movie like Apocalypto...a classic compared to this mess.

    First of all, mammoths were no bigger than modern elephants, yet these CGI pachyderms were twice as large, lol. Another thing that bothered me about those mammoths, instead of running like pachyderms do (meaning they never leave all their feet in the air at the same time), they were galloping like horses, lol. Bloody Roland Emmerich is one big ******, I hate his worthless guts. I also hated all this PC crap. You had humans of all races gathered together in harmony, come on, give me a break. And was it just me, or was the leading girl just too makeup pretty? And that coming back from the dead...well...I'll just live it at that. Pyramids, the use of steel, domesticated mammoths, the whole thing in 10,000 BC is just imbecilic. Oh, and I was not aware that English was that ancient of a language, lol.

    Oh, and aside from all that...the flick was just a massive bore.

    One of the worst movies EVER made.
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  • Mikey
    Verbose Member
    • Aug 9, 2001
    • 47258

    #2
    When the film first came out, I still remember a reviewer saying the GEICO "caveman" was technically more correct then this movies humans

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    • Bo8a_Fett
      Pat Troughton in disguise
      • Nov 21, 2007
      • 3738

      #3
      you've only got yourself to blame Hector...I think it's been slated on here somewhere...lol
      ENGLISH AND DAMN PROUD OF IT British by birth....English by the grace of God. Yes Jamie...it is big isn't it....

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      • jessica
        fortune favors the bold
        • Nov 5, 2007
        • 4590

        #4
        Originally posted by type1kirk
        When the film first came out, I still remember a reviewer saying the GEICO "caveman" was technically more correct then this movies humans


        I saw the previews and I thought it looked cool, but everybody panned it. Now I won't even rent it after seeing your post, Hector.
        Those who look outside dream. Those who look within awake.
        Samples of my work are found here: Life, Liberty and Pursuit of Happiness

        To do list:
        1:6 boots for Mathilda, 1:1 Romulan Commander outfit, Ursus helmet; Cornelius appliance
        1:9 scale ape's new suit for Cornelius;

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        • AUSSIE-Rebooted-AMM
          I was NEVER here!
          • Jun 22, 2008
          • 1188

          #5
          Gotta agree with ya Hector. . .I saw it about a week or so ago. . . terrible!!!!!!!

          You forgot the whole Chosen one. . .prophesized one aspect as well.

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          • Hector
            el Hombre de Acero
            • May 19, 2003
            • 31852

            #6
            Jessica, I wanted to like it soooooooooo bad, I'm a sucker for stuff like this...but they sure messed it all up into a pile of donkey poo.

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            • Megospidey
              Museum Webslinger
              • Jul 26, 2006
              • 5305

              #7
              yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

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              • Hector
                el Hombre de Acero
                • May 19, 2003
                • 31852

                #8
                Originally posted by AUSSIE-Rebooted-AMM
                Gotta agree with ya Hector. . .I saw it about a week or so ago. . . terrible!!!!!!!

                You forgot the whole Chosen one. . .prophesized one aspect as well.
                Thanks for the reminder, Dave.

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                • Hector
                  el Hombre de Acero
                  • May 19, 2003
                  • 31852

                  #9
                  Originally posted by type1kirk
                  When the film first came out, I still remember a reviewer saying the GEICO "caveman" was technically more correct then this movies humans
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                  • Hector
                    el Hombre de Acero
                    • May 19, 2003
                    • 31852

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Bo8a_Fett
                    you've only got yourself to blame Hector...I think it's been slated on here somewhere...lol
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                    • Bo8a_Fett
                      Pat Troughton in disguise
                      • Nov 21, 2007
                      • 3738

                      #11
                      that's right...let it all out...it'll get better...well not the film...now as long as you promise never to do this again we'll say no more about it
                      ENGLISH AND DAMN PROUD OF IT British by birth....English by the grace of God. Yes Jamie...it is big isn't it....

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                      • jessica
                        fortune favors the bold
                        • Nov 5, 2007
                        • 4590

                        #12
                        I did finally watch Apocalypto, though, and I LOVED THAT!! (even though it's so historically inaccurate. In fact, I could probably see it again and still like it.
                        Those who look outside dream. Those who look within awake.
                        Samples of my work are found here: Life, Liberty and Pursuit of Happiness

                        To do list:
                        1:6 boots for Mathilda, 1:1 Romulan Commander outfit, Ursus helmet; Cornelius appliance
                        1:9 scale ape's new suit for Cornelius;

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                        • spiderrogue
                          new mego-er
                          • Feb 3, 2008
                          • 0

                          #13
                          thank goodness that other people dont like it either. i couldnt get past the english speaking cavemen....ummmm..yea...english....we watched about 30 minutes of it(right after the first big mammoth "chase")...and couldnt bare to watch more of it..ugh...
                          as for apoclo..whatever....that movie was really too violent/whooo...for me...maybe im just getting too old for stuff like that..lol...

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                          • Hector
                            el Hombre de Acero
                            • May 19, 2003
                            • 31852

                            #14
                            Oh yeah, the saber-toothed cat paying the dude a solid for previously saving him, lol.

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                            • spiderrogue
                              new mego-er
                              • Feb 3, 2008
                              • 0

                              #15
                              sweeettt...the commercials looked good, but yea...no....they suckered us in too...

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