"Inquiry"? You mean about the full-size Landspeeder?
"Have it bad"? Are you referring to some sort of precieved "hang-up" that you think I have on STAR WARS?
I'll have you know, good sir, that I have no obsessions, "hang-ups", preoccupations, or needs pertaining to STAR WARS.
This is all just a hobby... a... mild diversion for me... Yes! That's all.
A full-size Landspeeder has never even been a consideration for my collection since I'm still trying to reserve space for a full-sized AT-AT.
Now, I know it would be SO easy to fall into the trap of labeling me a STAR WARS geek ("It's a trap!!!!"), but honestly there is SO much more to who I am.
Mark Hamill himself once said that to me when I met him at a convention and challeneged him to a lightsaber duel while dressed in my Darth Vader outfit.
Besides, just because I own lots of STAR WARS toys, doesn't mean I'm some sort of George Lucas fool. After all, as Obi-Wan Kenobi once said, "Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?"
No, the fact is I'm not a geek at all! I'm simply a well-adjusted, 40 year old married man who just happens to dress like Darth Vader occasionally, and has a room full of toys. I'm actually a pretty hip, slick, cool and groovy dude.
Yep. Hip, slick, cool, and groovy Roberto. That's me. Heh, heh... yes sir...
Aw, crap... Who the hell am I kiddin'? There's a picture of ME in the dictionary under the word "GEEK".

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