TV cliché's that don't happen in real life.

[Mikey]

Singing, For He's a Jolly Good Fella at birthday parties

[Hector]

Or Jim Belushi as the Hulk...at the JLA/Superman party...in that classic SNL sketch, lol.

[Hector]

Everyone wakes up so cheery and nicely, with perfect brushed and combed hairs, lol.

Couples kissing and making out again, right after a night's sleep. Come on, at least urinate and brush your teeth first, lol.

[JWLJN]

People always live in homes/areas way above their means. This stretches way back to even Mayberry. Aside from Barney, everyone lived in southern palaces!

-J\/\/

[Bantha5]

Well that takes care of the whiz issue.

This made me laugh

[TomStrong]

Citizens arrest! That one gets used in Andy and it's hilarious.

[LonnieFisher]

Getting out of a pool with groomed hair.

[jwyblejr]

Money...the great equalizer, lol.

True. Look at how many ugly singers wind up with hot women.

[Gorn Captain]

Phone conversations never end with a bye or talk to you later...both parties just hang up after a sentence.

That's the first one I thought of as well. Most people don't just hang up that rudely. I think...

[Gorn Captain]

In The Walking Dead, most of them have greasy hair, but a lot of the men are clean-shaven, women have shaped eyebrows and baby-smooth armpits.
So they don't wash their hair, but they do take time for a nice clean shave. How is this, I wonder?
More hairy women is what this show needs...

[thunderbolt]

Or Jim Belushi as the Hulk...at the JLA/Superman party...in that classic SNL sketch, lol.

John, not Jim

[Mikey]

TV women are never on their period.

One time i'd like to see a woman push off a guys advancements and tell him, this isn't a good time right now

[jwyblejr]

^Married........With Children covered that. Peg,Kelly and Marcy got theirs all at once.

[johnnystorm]

The refrigerators are always stocked, and not with leftovers.

[Dark Shadow]

That characters driving in larger metropolitan downtown areas can find parking spaces right in front of their destinations...and can do so without having to take the time to read the extensive & confusing parking restrictions before putting it in park & getting out of the car.