TV cliché's that don't happen in real life.

[Mikey]

Not Dirty Harry

He foiled a bank robbery with a hotdog in his mouth

[Hector]

Everyone seem to nonchalantly walk away from a blasts/explosions, not even bothering to look back...no blinking of their eyes, nothing...like such baddarses.

When in real life...their bodies would disintegrate in a thousand pieces, flying all over the place..landing on parked cars, nearby building, smashing into windows...and all other kinds of gruesome bloody happenings, lol.

[Hector]

Not Dirty Harry

He foiled a bank robbery with a hotdog in his mouth

[emeraldknight47]

Everyone wakes up so cheery and nicely, with perfect brushed and combed hairs, lol.

Couples kissing and making out again, right after a night's sleep. Come on, at least urinate and brush your teeth first, lol.

Amen to that one, Hector! I don't think there's any woman on earth I would be able to wake up with from a night's sleep and just start sucking face. Morning breath IS the Devil!! 😈

[emeraldknight47]

I thought of one today that always makes me chuckle and it's mainly because, whomever has written stuff has either never experienced this particular ignominity or they lack the---ahem---equipment to appreciate the gravitas of the experience. When a dude is in hot pursuit of anyone (usually a female of some sort) and gets a shoe or a knee to the family jewels and falls down only to get up again five seconds later like nothing has happened; pure shinola!! Gentlemen of the boards, we all know that when that fateful contact gets made, whether by accident or design, and it's even remotely sharp, we all topple like a house of cards and would easily curl up into a fetal position given the opportunity...

Another one I thought of that you see all the time relates to the "durability" of cars/trucks/motorcycles, etc. I was watching Grease on TV the other day and Travolta's character Danny is finishing up the drag race in the canal and "wham" the car slams down on its front end with maybe a scratch, but it just keeps going like it was a speed bump! It's been the same in numerous crime shows and movies; cars chasing each other, slamming down with massive impact on the front end, then just moving on. Perhaps most heinously, in T2 when Arnold lands in the river canal on the motor cycle and creates a few sparks, then motors off with John Connor safely in hand. Come on, we all know cars, trucks and pretty much anything motorized built by man is a pretty rigid construct and a hit like that is probably going to disable the vehicle if not trash it altogether! Hell, I was driving my Pappy's 3 ton Buick LeSabre when I was a teenager, hit a pothole and bent the freakin' axle!!