Married vs Single

[grayhank]

MARRIED: So your family and friends will FINALLY stop asking you "when are you going to get married?"

[BlackKnight]

SINGLE: You can leave the toilet seat in any position you like...and "aiming" doesn't necessarily have to be that specific.

Married...., Someone else helps Clean Up when you Miss.

[livnxxxl]

the best woman in the world.

I thought I had the best woman in the world? SO you are the one that my girlfriend has been seeing on the side ehh? Or perhaps I have that backwards. Your wife is the one that has been seeing me on the side. I hope not for either of our cases.

SINGLE: I can say that I am single by choice and I am loving my freedom even know I have a girlfriend. Side note: I could have easily been married a couple of times before although the darn prenup keeps getting in the way.

[UnderdogDJLSW]

Married: Who else would buy you DVDs of the Superman Collection or boxes in the shape of Cylon heads in the name of love?

[livnxxxl]

SINGLE: So I can talk about my girlfriend that works at an upscale adult gentlemens club. I get to frequent the club and still go home with her to help count all her money that she made off of the other men.

[livnxxxl]

SINGLE: When I use the term "my" it actually really does mean mine.

[ramsey37]

Married. I'm better dressed and better fed.

I've been married twice. Both times, I was the cook. I was better dressed, but *they* were better fed
George

[livnxxxl]

SINGLE: No one knows what is in my wallet, vault or bank accounts but me.

[livnxxxl]

SINGLE: I actually have a wallet, vault and bank accounts.... And I do not have to worry about someone else taking it all away

[livnxxxl]

SINGLE: I do not have to hide my bank accounts, or expensive purchases from my spouse. I do not have to have joint accounts or secret account(s) either.

[grayhank]

MARRIED: You have someone that will get up and investigate those strange noises that you hear in the middle of the night.

[livnxxxl]

SINGLE: When I decide to go somewhere or do something I do not have to have permission to do it.

[ramsey37]

SINGLE: I don't have to put up with weird in-laws or her friends
George

[Adam West]

All kidding aside, I don't really know what it's like to be single. I started dating my wife when I was 19, we were serious from the get go, and married when I was 23. I just celebrated my 16th anniversary a few weeks ago. Although there are times I wish I would have had the chance to experience the single life I don't think I'd go back in time and trade it.

[mitchedwards]

Married. I was single till my early 30's, and after almost 10 years of marriage, I have to say married life is way better. You have a better sense of stability and predictability in life.