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Married: You can still be in denial and believe all the hair in the shower drain is hers!!!
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Married: When I get home from the bar the dishes have all been done and the house is vacuumed.Comment
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Single: When I got home from the bar, all the dishes were not broken and the locks not changed!!!sigpicComment
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Single: Don't have to hide the Porn!!!!
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“When you say “It’s hard”, it actually means “I’m not strong enough to fight for it”. Stop saying its hard. Think positive!”Comment
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Married : Supportive of my career and hobbies - Translation: More Megos that I don't have to buy!
In all honesty though, either way works. It's all in how well you know yourself.
When I was a single bachelor I was happy and have fond memories of that time. I'm married now, going on 10 years, but wouldn't trade it for anything. The key is contentment...and giving love to my Megos.
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Married, assuming you have married your true love and your sole mate.
I have no problems with Pizza Toppings, TV channels or buying toys.
In fact, she is my equal partner in everything and was the one who suggested that instead of my complaining about no new Trek collectibles book in the last 10 years that I should do my own Star Trek collectibles book. She's a genius as well as knock out gorgeous
Capt. Kirk: "Is there anyone on this ship, who even remotely, looks like Satan?"
Mr. Spock: "I am not aware of anyone who fits that description, Captain"
Capt. Kirk: "No, Mr. Spock, I didn't think you would be"Comment
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Single: you can have your "second childhood" w/o your spouse and their friends and in-laws thinking you're a headcase!
"Do you believe, you believe in magic?
'Cos I believe, I believe that I do,
Yes, I can see I believe that it's magic
If your mission is magic your love will shine true."
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SINGLE: You don't have to search frantically for a birthday card at ten minutes to midnight in a convenience store.Comment
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Married.... Daycare is free,.. when you have a Football game to go to.
... The Original Knight ..., Often Imitated, However Never Duplicated. The 1st Knight in Customs.
always trading for Hot Toys Figures .
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Single.... The Theater with Refreshments are 20 Bucks .
... The Original Knight ..., Often Imitated, However Never Duplicated. The 1st Knight in Customs.
always trading for Hot Toys Figures .Comment
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Married: I have someone to buy me toys.
Also, when I started reading Batman, I didn't have to go out and find back issues, because he already had them.Hey! Where's the waiter with the water for my daughter?
Check out my customs!
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Single,.. you don't get yelled at for your toys being everywhere threwout the house.
... The Original Knight ..., Often Imitated, However Never Duplicated. The 1st Knight in Customs.
always trading for Hot Toys Figures .Comment
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Married,... Someone else picks up the Dog Poo.
... The Original Knight ..., Often Imitated, However Never Duplicated. The 1st Knight in Customs.
always trading for Hot Toys Figures .Comment
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Single,... The TV is on ESPN all day long,... as opposed to the Oxygen Channel,.. or Oprah,.. or Dr. Phil... or Dancing with the Stars,.. or any Chick programing.
... The Original Knight ..., Often Imitated, However Never Duplicated. The 1st Knight in Customs.
always trading for Hot Toys Figures .Comment
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