Married vs Single

[PCofmisfittoys]

married ; you don't die alone with a room full of useless toys

[Megospidey]

Married: you've got someone to reach that one place on your back that your elbow doesn't bend to and check for ticks in places you can't see.

[grayhank]

MARRIED: You have a place to warm your cold feet.

[Adam West]

Married: I get to make the big decisions and she gets to make the small decisions. We have never had to make any big decisions yet.

[Godzilla]

Married: I get to come home to my wife everyday.

[raider5gt]

Married: A hole in your wallet (the wife)

[Vortigern99]

Married: I get to spend my days and nights with the best woman in the world.

[bobbait]

married: some else gets to smell my farts that i'm proud of

[raider5gt]

Single: A hole in your wallet (lots of toys and pizza's)

[raider5gt]

married: some else gets to smell my farts that i'm proud of

Dutch Ovens

[SoulSinger]

Married: She had megos as a kid too!

Bob

[grayhank]

SINGLE: You don't have to ask the wife what you should put down for "one good reason to be married or single". (Is she standing over your shoulder? you guys know who you are)

BTW - Where are the gals' responses to this? Surely you ladies can come up with some good ones!

[Bizarro Amy]

Married: I don't have to make the drive to and from Comicons alone.

[4NDR01D]

Married, so you can admit to everyone that you collect toys. When your single, everyone thinks that's why you're still single.

[grayhank]

SINGLE: You can leave the toilet seat in any position you like...and "aiming" doesn't necessarily have to be that specific.