Married vs Single

[grayhank]

Pick one reason why one is better than the other. You can pick from either category but only one or the other in each post.

SINGLE: You don't have to negotiate the toppings on your pizza.

[monkey tennis]

Married:
You now have an excuse to get Two Pizza's.
Both with the topping that your wife wants though

[BlackKnight]

I'm not Married,.. However I have been with her for 9yrs. I like the Gene Simmons outlook on the subject. I don't need the rings & the signed paper.

With that Being said...
Single,.. you don't have to go clothes shopping into 30 different mall stores, down 150 different iles,.. for 3 hours for a pair of Panties that cost 3bucks.

[megoscott]

Married. I'm better dressed and better fed.

[grayhank]

MARRIED: You can hang out in the lingerie department without somebody thinking you're a pervert.

[Adam West]

Married: You don't have to take 100% of the blame for everything.

[monkey tennis]

Single:
Guilt free toy shopping.

[grayhank]

SINGLE: If you get mad at yourself, you don't have to go sleep on the sofa.

[monkey tennis]

Single:
You choose what to watch.

[wyatterb]

Single: You know what is in the mystery container at the back of the fridge and if you didn't eat it the day or 2 after you put it there, you have no one to blame but yourself.

[toys2cool]

Single: you can do w/e the hell you want

[toys2cool]

Single: get to hang out with your boys all you want

[grayhank]

MARRIED: You don't have to do your best friend a favor by going out with his girlfriend's friend.

[grayhank]

SINGLE: There's no feeling of disappointment when you discover that the remote control "mute" button doesn't work on your spouse.

[Airdave817]

MARRIED: Good cookin' 'n' good eatin'.
And you can take that any way you want to...