Real life superpowers. Anybody else have one?

[cyberjerk]

I have the gift of remembering people's previous telephone numbers and email addresses - can't remember their current ones for the life of me - just their previous ones.

[Fitski]

I have an awesome ability, I can break toys that have magically been preserved and well taken care of! I've had this ability shortly after being born and have been terrorizing toy collections for 35 years now! Joker mobiles, starwars vehicles, board games there's no bias in my toy destroying. My latest victim being a Hercules custom figure sandal that I thought should be on his foot tighter. Which reminds me, Ed do you have any left over sandals?

[Gorn Captain]

I have the uncanny ability to remember the most trivial and useless bits of info ("The guy in that 70s B-movie, he had only a two minute scene, and was never seen again, but I do know his name and everything he ever acted in"), but don't ask me to fill in five lines on my tax returns, because my brain freezes once I have the form in front of me...

[Gorn Captain]

My wife and I are invisible to waitresses.
We could sit in a restaurant for an hour, and be completely ignored time and time again.
Once they do take our order (after lots of waving), that order become completely invisible as well.
They'll forget it several times. "What was your order again?" "COFFEE!!!!!"
After an hour, they'll come to our table and state that whatever we ordered is no longer available.

[Sideshow Spock]

Well, I haven't used an alarm clock in almost 20 years. I just seem to have the ability to wake up early every morning (even weekends) w/o one.

[HardyGirl]

Well, I haven't used an alarm clock in almost 20 years. I just seem to have the ability to wake up early every morning (even weekends) w/o one. I also have a remarkable memory. My older brother often remarks "How do you remember that?" when I recall events from our past.

[J.B.]

I can wiggle my ears.

[enyawd72]

I have the ability to fart and blame it on creaking doors, geese flying overhead, squeaky couch cushions, car horns, pipes rattling, the furnace or air conditioner coming on, the sump pump, house settling and other naturally occurring sounds and get away with it every time.

[Vaporman87]

I have the ability to be the only member of my household capable of changing the cat litter. It's just... magnificent.

[jwyblejr]

I've often thought of this as a mutant ability or superpower. I can say anything to anyone no matter how ridiculous, corny, disgusting or offensive with a complete straight face. We're talking deadpan, serious as a heart attack face and tone. I can also whip up some serious bs on the spot and make it sound convincing as well. Here's an example:

My wife was in the car with me and we were on a highway going through a large construction zone with the orange barrells as far as you can see. After a few miles it cleared and then picked up again, this time with the orange and white barrel-height cones. She asked me what the difference was and I told her that there's a button on the top of the cones that make them expand to barrels depending on what kind of construction zone they are in. To this day she still believes this.

Sounds like my grandmother's one brother. I always said I would never play poker against the man.

[4NDR01D]

I attract pug hair. I've yet to decide whether to use this power for good or evil.

[Random Axe]

I've often thought of this as a mutant ability or superpower. I can say anything to anyone no matter how ridiculous, corny, disgusting or offensive with a complete straight face. We're talking deadpan, serious as a heart attack face and tone. I can also whip up some serious bs on the spot and make it sound convincing as well. Here's an example:

My wife was in the car with me and we were on a highway going through a large construction zone with the orange barrells as far as you can see. After a few miles it cleared and then picked up again, this time with the orange and white barrel-height cones. She asked me what the difference was and I told her that there's a button on the top of the cones that make them expand to barrels depending on what kind of construction zone they are in. To this day she still believes this.

[Mikey]

I can chug a fifth of vodka --no BS

[Rallygirl]

I have the uncanny and amazingly useless ability to wake up fifteen minutes before the alarm goes off EVERY SINGLE morning.

Precognition? Awesome!

Now if it only applied to something useful like winning lottery numbers, or race horses,...sigh.

[nazgul]

I have the uncanny ability to miss amazing Mego Buy it Now deals on Ebay by mere seconds......