Real life superpowers. Anybody else have one?

[LonnieFisher]

I am both bored and annoyed with you

The power of sarcasm! It almost gives you the powers of a human spider.

[LonnieFisher]

I have the ability to either bore or annoy people.

Another great villain power! Bore people into a coma or annoy them to the point of insanity.

[LonnieFisher]

I took after my Mom for having the amazing ability to ALWAYS sneeze twice. I don't think I have ever sneezed one time without a second sneeze right after.

You need to learn to harness the power. The first sneeze is a buildup so the second can be super extra strong and blow brick walls down or start hurricanes! Killer for a villains power.

[LonnieFisher]

I have the uncanny and amazingly useless ability to wake up fifteen minutes before the alarm goes off EVERY SINGLE morning.

Precognition? Awesome!

[wayne foundation 07]

I have the ability to either bore or annoy people.

I am both bored and annoyed with you

[jwyblejr]

I have the ability to either bore or annoy people.

[Brown Bear]

I took after my Mom for having the amazing ability to ALWAYS sneeze twice. I don't think I have ever sneezed one time without a second sneeze right after.

[Rallygirl]

I have the uncanny and amazingly useless ability to wake up fifteen minutes before the alarm goes off EVERY SINGLE morning.

[LonnieFisher]

I guess I found my superpower. Anti-Wolverine healing factor! Not quite as pathetic as Mister Glass, but still pretty lame. My leg has been broken for over fourteen months.
Anybody else have a superpower? Something cool maybe?