Stuff Canadians Say ...

[samurainoir]

Have they made reparations for Bieber yet?

He's considered a WMD, alongside the Celine Dion Vegas Show.

Incidentally, Vegas Celine is the Mego North top secret custom exclusive.

[RobTMego]

Does the Vegas Celine have hand to chest pounding action?

[cjefferys]

Sorry Ed, actually Tim Horton's is agreeing to be purchased by Burger King, not the other way around. But BK is abdicating his throne and moving their head office to Oakville where Tim Horton's HQ is (cheaper corporate taxes). Timmy's stock is up 39% compared to it's monthly average up until last weekend. Man, I know some folks that are quite a bit richer today (unfortunately I'm not, but I think my parents are)

[Mikey]

Worst prob with Canadians is most think their British but in reality Britain snickers at them behind their backs.

Canadians need to drop the whole Commonwealth thing and become a real country.

Time to let go of the Queens ample teet

[FETT1]

Totally agree...sick and tired of seeing the monarchy on the MoOla up here ...although The air force was renamed RCAF ROYAL CANADIAN AIRFORCE which is coOL being from well back in the day !!

[Mikey]

Yes exactly ----- Why give anything to a country who've given you squat - but takes and takes

Tag team up with America !!!!!

Imagine The United States and Canada against the world

We'd be like Bonnie and Clyde (you guys are Bonnie)

[Brown Bear]

I don't know why people say Americans are arrogant in thinking they've so much better than anyone else.

[fallensaviour]

Worst prob with Canadians is most think their British but in reality Britain snickers at them behind their backs.

Canadians need to drop the whole Commonwealth thing and become a real country.

Time to let go of the Queens ample teet

Time to put the bottle away and go to bed.

[Brazoo]

Worst prob with Canadians is most think their British but in reality Britain snickers at them behind their backs.

Canadians need to drop the whole Commonwealth thing and become a real country.

Time to let go of the Queens ample teet

I don't know where you got the idea that Canadians think they're British. Not in this century they don't. That's pretty weird man.

[Brazoo]

Yes exactly ----- Why give anything to a country who've given you squat - but takes and takes

Tag team up with America !!!!!

Imagine The United States and Canada against the world

We'd be like Bonnie and Clyde (you guys are Bonnie)

Ohh, you think Canada gives money to the queen. That doesn't happen. We don't pay her a salary or anything. Is that what you mean?

Anyway, the US is Canada's closest "team" member already, if you want to put it that way - physically, culturally, financially...

[samurainoir]

[Brazoo]

Jello Biafra in the Canadian cult classic "Highway 61":

Blechh - the audio goes out of sync at the end. Oh well.

[ubermanx]

Have they made reparations for Bieber yet?

Justin Bieber was your own fault, not ours. We had him on Youtube where he can be ignored. It was them high falootin' American rappers that imported him into the US and made it easy for his inner-****** to come out.

We take no responsibility for the monster that was created

Celine Dion however, that's our bad. Sorry.



- Marty

[Mikey]

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